Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?

• REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m so good at sex that at this point I cum whenever a woman touches me

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  • uranibaba@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can do it just by touching myself.

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    • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I can also do it while asleep by just seeing a woman in my dreams. I’ve decided to call this superpower “wet dreams”

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      • Kaput@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I know a secret trick that will prevent that from happening.

        The lotion agenda hates this.

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I like to let it build. That way I disappoint them even more.

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• humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Speedrunning that shit.

  You put the BJ in BLJ.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yahoooooo!

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  do you use glitches?

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• Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It was good for me, was it good for y… Nevermind I don’t care

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  • Crazazy@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Time for me to turn into Rene Descartes

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.

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