Comment on Ahead of her time

rafoix@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Who did you steal it from?

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• icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tyoed out the number but shortened the units.

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  • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No no, it’s an in cock, not an out cock. Like the difference between innie and outie belly buttons.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dude has 12 vagoos in his pants. Still identifies as a dude

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When you’re in the pool too long

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      • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Like a frightened turtle!

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• regdog@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t shove numbers up your cock.

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  • ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have the square root of negative one up my butt

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    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t believe you, that sounds irrational!

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    • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Caleful with that, I hear tell those cause sinusoidals.

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      • LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Not sure about that tbh. Seems only tangential related

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No need to brag that your girlfriend could be wearing your pants

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• Sidhean@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Woah, you got a 12?! I only scored a 4 on my cock exam :(

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  • rafoix@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It might only be a 4 today but it COULD be a 16 tomorrow. Hallelujah!

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• barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kind of. More likely if you read the publication it is about something else, but that doesn’t drive clicks. Maybe you have a 12 inch cock in your ass?

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  • rafoix@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I could but I won’t provide proof just like these lying science fiction articles.

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