Comment on Anon dates a 19 y/o

• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s not the only thing that falls apart in your seventies, eyyyy

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  • malware@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This reminder me for some reason of how my grandfather cheated on his wife a few years ago and had a heart attack during sex. He’s like 80 or so.

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    • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When you have heart procedures/ surgery, they tell you, “no sex for 6 weeks with your spouse, 8 weeks with anyone else.” Theres science backing up the extra strain/excitement of having sex with someone else

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      • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But honey, the doctor said I could have sex with other women if I waited 8 weeks after the surgery, so it’s not cheating!

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    • Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Gotta look after your ticker if you’re going to stay active at that age. Condolences and/or congrats to his wife though.

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      • malware@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Condolences indeed, he’s still alive.

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sigh, ain’t that the truth.

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• Damage@feddit.it ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, once you’re both above 30 who fucking cares

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• jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nah I think it holds up. Bill Belichick, 73, was in the news for dating a 24 year old and it’s not only as creepy and gross, but also like she’s taking advantage of him by inserting herself into his interviews.

  If he were dating a 43 year old, I don’t think anyone would be nearly as concerned.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Duh. Who cares how much older one grampa is from another

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  After that age, the older party is essentially a lottery ticket

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    laughs in Medicaid

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