Comment on Neighbour deliberately blocking OP

Scarronline@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• SmashingSquid@notyour.rodeo ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Would glitter work?

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  • sneezycat@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Calm down, Satan.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Satan was also justified.

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hate glitter with a passion, but no, this time? This time, they earned it.

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    • Sparlock@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why compromise? 50-50 glitter and flour.

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  • ultratiem@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Infuriated upvote

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  • Holzkohlen@feddit.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did you also torture little animals as a child?

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• Buffaloaf@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Except that the truck probably has a cabin air filter

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  • chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wonder if they could use some kind of substance that just smells really bad instead then

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    • Squirrel@thelemmy.club ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Someone else suggested fish sauce. That would work quite well, I believe.

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    • Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Crack a few eggs in there.

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  • GbyBE@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rancid fish oil, you said?

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• Damage@feddit.it ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What air filter lets flour through?

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• Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can of spray cooking oil. Light spray on the windscreen, they hit the wipers and it turns into a cloudy oily mess.

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  • redcalcium@lemmy.institute ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Messing with visibility could endanger other people around the car. Best stick with flour in the cabin air intake.

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    • hswolf@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The car is parked tho, you could spray the oil around the glass a bit, so they use the wiper first thing

      now if they start driving with the windscreen in that state it’s gonna be their fault

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      • Jilanico@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        it’s gonna be their fault

        Little comfort to the kid they run over. We’ve already established they aren’t too bright. They absolutely will try to drive it.

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    • Devadander@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s what this is

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• madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If it’s summer, use raw eggs. It’ll stink like hell for a very long time…

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