Lifetime supply of fanta
(I canât metabolise it, my stomach rejects it instantly. Along with anything Iâve eaten in the past 24 hours)
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CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone âš3â© âšdaysâ© ago
I need to liven this place up a bit.
What would be the worst gift someone could give you?
Me: Tickets to a musical.
Lifetime supply of fanta
(I canât metabolise it, my stomach rejects it instantly. Along with anything Iâve eaten in the past 24 hours)
One Christmas an aunt gave me a ceramic oil burner cork with some wick through it. Just the cork and wick. No oil. No bottle. I was about ten. Straight to the op shop.
Today I guess an ex rocking up with the gift of a child.
More locally, hoppy hipster IPA beers. I like plain beer: aldi blonde, Heineken, corona, Carlton dry.
Sunscreen lol
Donât laugh dude, skin cancer among darker skinned people who think theyâre good is actually a real problem
I once got a pair of Donald Trump socks. Complete with a little turf of hair at the top. They were part of a âShit Presentâ gag gifting thing, but they were the most awful and was so happy to swap it for a book of dad jokes.
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They needed to be buried at cross road somewhere far far away.
I was highly unimpressed with being given a calculator and apron for the next school year
Reasons I donât speak to the bitch đș each might sound small but it adds up.
I got given a calendar with spelling mistakes in it once (Temu). Some other gifts:
things to do while you poo book by âHugh Jassburnâ
Push? Grunt? Consider more fibre in your diet?
Iâll have to get the book out when Iâm home and see what it says :D
Rollercoaster or theme park tickets
Bottle of Johnny Walker Red (or any JW bottle). Shitâs barely fit for human consumption.
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Karaoke Machine
Yeah, useless these days especially when can project the lyrics on to the telly and hook your mic to a set of computer speakers like a fucking pro.
I know having received them.
Gold class movie tickets and gift vouchers for David Jones/Myers.
Why are these the worst?
I donât go out for movies and Myers and David jones donât offer me much and are overpriced.
They gutted their electronic departments and have nothing for me.
Sitting on a David Jones voucher at the moment, all I can think of buying from there is coffee.
I try to go with booze for DJâs vouchers.
Good towels
An expensive, gourmet coffee cake. I really hate coffee.
I was given such a cake at work many years ago and felt obliged to eat a piece to be polite. They meant so well. It was so revolting.
Iâd step on people to get a gourmet coffee cake.
All you can eat tickets to a baked bean festival
I wouldnât mind that as long as thereâs toast to go with.
Iâll swap you my bean festival tickets for your musical tickets and weâll both be happy!
Deal đ€
a religious cult book or religious cult leader portrait
a book of happy motivational sayings
a house next to my MIL
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone âš3â© âšdaysâ© ago
A Mariah Carey Christmas special DVD
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone âš3â© âšdaysâ© ago
Fuck. Imagine getting that for Kris kringle.
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone âš3â© âšdaysâ© ago
Upvote. Upvote. Upvote.