Comment on Discussion Thread 🦕 Tuesday 8 July 2025

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A Mariah Carey Christmas special DVD

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck. Imagine getting that for Kris kringle.

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  • anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Upvote. Upvote. Upvote.

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• Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lifetime supply of fanta

  (I can’t metabolise it, my stomach rejects it instantly. Along with anything I’ve eaten in the past 24 hours)

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• SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  One Christmas an aunt gave me a ceramic oil burner cork with some wick through it. Just the cork and wick. No oil. No bottle. I was about ten. Straight to the op shop.

  Today I guess an ex rocking up with the gift of a child.

  More locally, hoppy hipster IPA beers. I like plain beer: aldi blonde, Heineken, corona, Carlton dry.

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• Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sunscreen lol

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t laugh dude, skin cancer among darker skinned people who think they’re good is actually a real problem

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• SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I once got a pair of Donald Trump socks. Complete with a little turf of hair at the top. They were part of a “Shit Present” gag gifting thing, but they were the most awful and was so happy to swap it for a book of dad jokes.

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    🤮

    They needed to be buried at cross road somewhere far far away.

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• Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was highly unimpressed with being given a calculator and apron for the next school year

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    spoiler

    Image

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Reasons I don’t speak to the bitch 😺 each might sound small but it adds up.

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• LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I got given a calendar with spelling mistakes in it once (Temu). Some other gifts:

  • top with random anime on it that neither I nor the giver knew (her mother bought it)
  • an avocado (I actually used this one)
  • live laugh love Kim Jong Un banner (best gift ever)
  • two chickens, which lead to my chicken eating hiatus. Dad gave them away after a year because mum said they shit too much.
  • toilet paper with puzzles on it
  • things to do while you poo book by “Hugh Jass”

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    things to do while you poo book by “Hugh Jassburn”

    Push? Grunt? Consider more fibre in your diet?

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    • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll have to get the book out when I’m home and see what it says :D

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Please do

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• melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rollercoaster or theme park tickets

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• MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bottle of Johnny Walker Red (or any JW bottle). Shit’s barely fit for human consumption.

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    😂

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• useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Karaoke Machine

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah, useless these days especially when can project the lyrics on to the telly and hook your mic to a set of computer speakers like a fucking pro.

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• Duenan@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know having received them.

  Gold class movie tickets and gift vouchers for David Jones/Myers.

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why are these the worst?

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    • Duenan@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t go out for movies and Myers and David jones don’t offer me much and are overpriced.

      They gutted their electronic departments and have nothing for me.

      Sitting on a David Jones voucher at the moment, all I can think of buying from there is coffee.

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      • SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I try to go with booze for DJ’s vouchers.

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      • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Good towels

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• underwatermagpies@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  An expensive, gourmet coffee cake. I really hate coffee.

  I was given such a cake at work many years ago and felt obliged to eat a piece to be polite. They meant so well. It was so revolting.

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d step on people to get a gourmet coffee cake.

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• RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  All you can eat tickets to a baked bean festival

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wouldn’t mind that as long as there’s toast to go with.

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    • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll swap you my bean festival tickets for your musical tickets and we’ll both be happy!

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Deal 🤝

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• Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  a religious cult book or religious cult leader portrait

  a book of happy motivational sayings

  a house next to my MIL

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