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razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “The anxiety of an man with the ability to be rendered into glue after death of a horse.”

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Also, sometimes his bowels get twisted up and he dies.”

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    • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “And he’s afraid of shiny things”

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      • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        and has no control over his bowels.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Adoring fangirl: so why do they call you “horse man”?

  Horseman: let’s go back to my place and I’ll show you…

  …later, in the horse cave…

  Fangirl: omg it smells like a damp barn

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fangirl: ^let^ ^me^ ^get^ ^my^ ^saddle^

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• atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cute

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your arch nemesis, crippledman.

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