Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.
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lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Reminds me of this:
ameancow@lemmy.world 2 months ago
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
A tale as old as time
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
remember to guarnish the pizza in red 40
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 2 months ago
God that’s so fucking awesome lol, what a hero
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
*an hero
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Haha no
red@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
The fuck, man?
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
He’d get faster results from eating really old watches.
meowMix2525@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Nah he’d probably just lose all his teeth and bones if he did that