Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.
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lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Reminds me of this:
ameancow@lemmy.world 1 month ago
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
A tale as old as time
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
remember to guarnish the pizza in red 40
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 month ago
God that’s so fucking awesome lol, what a hero
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
*an hero
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Haha no
red@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
The fuck, man?
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
He’d get faster results from eating really old watches.
meowMix2525@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Nah he’d probably just lose all his teeth and bones if he did that