Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police
Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 1 month ago
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I got banned from Reddit just for reading this
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Born to Twerk / World Is A Fuck / Slay em all 2024 / I Am Ass Man / 410,757,864,530 Mogged Zoomers
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Straight up, one time we got called out to “check on” a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It’s no surprise, people weaponized EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won’t do shit and we can’t say “no, they’re just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit”, because there’s always the one chance that they aren’t actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They’re checking on her and basically telling us “hold on, she’s refusing care.” We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.
Dadifer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Her middle fingers
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Sorry, middle fingers. Showing the middle finger is sometimes called flipping the bird.
frostysauce@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But what does the akimbo part mean?
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I’m so yelling that next time i flip someone off
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Wise woman. Birds aren’t real.
Wazowski@lemmy.world 1 month ago
based
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Based and ass-pilled
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s a fad I can get behind!
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Did you get her number?
zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Nice my kind of chick.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
wow GTA 6 sounds immersive
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Just the car?
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Ass if you don’t twerk in car dealership lots at 3 am like the rest of us
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
👑👑👑👑
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Butt mogged
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
Gottem