Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Butt mogged

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gottem

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• VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police

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  • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I got banned from Reddit just for reading this

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  • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Born to Twerk / World Is A Fuck / Slay em all 2024 / I Am Ass Man / 410,757,864,530 Mogged Zoomers

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• conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Straight up, one time we got called out to “check on” a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It’s no surprise, people weaponized EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won’t do shit and we can’t say “no, they’re just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit”, because there’s always the one chance that they aren’t actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They’re checking on her and basically telling us “hold on, she’s refusing care.” We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wise woman. Birds aren’t real.

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  • Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Her middle fingers

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    • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sorry, middle fingers. Showing the middle finger is sometimes called flipping the bird.

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      • frostysauce@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        But what does the akimbo part mean?

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    • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m so yelling that next time i flip someone off

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• Wazowski@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  based

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• zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nice my kind of chick.

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• frog_brawler@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Did you get her number?

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Based and ass-pilled

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• some_designer_dude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s a fad I can get behind!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just the car?

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ass if you don’t twerk in car dealership lots at 3 am like the rest of us

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