Shake ass Kill the bourgeoisie 666 fuck the police
Comment on butt mogged these zoomers today
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Was walking by the beach yesterday mid day and a chick starts twerking for traffic then flips off and yells at a cop car
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I got banned from Reddit just for reading this
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Born to Twerk / World Is A Fuck / Slay em all 2024 / I Am Ass Man / 410,757,864,530 Mogged Zoomers
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Straight up, one time we got called out to “check on” a homeless woman sleeping at a bus stop. It’s no surprise, people weaponized EMS/Fire to harass sleeping homeless people because the cops sometimes won’t do shit and we can’t say “no, they’re just sleeping and obviously not dead, dipshit”, because there’s always the one chance that they aren’t actually sleeping and really are dead or dying. So, we show up, and fire beat us there. They’re checking on her and basically telling us “hold on, she’s refusing care.” We hold tight and they cut us loose after a few minutes. Well, fire ended up clearing us from the scene. Later on, we run into that same crew, and they told us that on their way to this next call, that same woman ran right out into the middle of the big ass boulevard (it was night), almost in front of them, and started hopping up and down shooting them birds akimbo. Good times.
Dadifer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wait, does “birds akimbo” mean her boobs were flapping about?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Her middle fingers
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Sorry, middle fingers. Showing the middle finger is sometimes called flipping the bird.
frostysauce@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But what does the akimbo part mean?
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
I’m so yelling that next time i flip someone off
fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Wise woman. Birds aren’t real.
Wazowski@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
based
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Based and ass-pilled
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s a fad I can get behind!
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Did you get her number?
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 week ago
👑👑👑👑
zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Nice my kind of chick.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
wow GTA 6 sounds immersive
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Just the car?
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Ass if you don’t twerk in car dealership lots at 3 am like the rest of us
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Butt mogged
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Gottem