Comment on Polar bears

TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• s_s@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Also.

  Some black bears are brown.

  Some brown bears are black.

  Good luck everyone.

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  • Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Polar bears have black skin. Polar bears are black bears.

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• FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bear is white, say good night, and tuck it in and tell it a story. Once the bear has fallen asleep snuggle up to it, so it has a fresh morning snack.

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• lobut@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I remember somewhere they were saying you should remove your clothes with a polar bear. The bear will get distracted and start sniffing your clothes.

  I think it was a QI episode and then David Mitchell said something like that Polar Bear being happier in the fact that the human would be better to eat this time because it didn’t have a wrapper.

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  • ilega_dh@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s a myth perpetuated by the polar bears, they’re just perverts

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  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This works because polar bears are super horny. Its desire to rend you limb from limb will be replaced bu overwhelming lust. Of course then you’ve got a completely different issue to deal with, but at least you might not die.

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  • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think removing your clothes is just so the bear doesn’t choke on your belt.

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• itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Turn around is a bad idea

  If it’s brown, lie down

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  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I had heard it as turn around, but lie down makes much more sense.

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  • TheDoozer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh, I had understood that to mean lay down facedown (with your back to it) since people usually have backpacks while hiking/hunting, and it provides some measure of protection.

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bear is Kodiak, you are trespassing and you will be shot.

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