Comment on Horses ARE Forever

• Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Imagine a human being and to shit without stopping movement at any time

  The mind shudders

  Such person would be too free from the shackles of humanity

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    this is called a colostomy bag but I think most users would disagree that dealing with the bag cleanup is worth the ability to shit on the go lol

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  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And this is why trousers are the work of the devil.

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Also the infrastructure for getting rid of those bags…

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• limelight79@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Or, do what the nearby horse farm does, just head to my neighborhood and leave the horse shit all over the trail and the road and people’s yards!

  Seems kind of rude to me, but what do I know.

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• imnotafish@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Or, have the Cleveland Cavaliers win the championship every year and have this guy around nj.com/…/watch_cavs_fan_eats_horse_poop_at_champi…

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “WATCH:” ? It wants me to watch that?? 🤮

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    • imnotafish@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      lol…i figured the URL would be enough for people to get the idea

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