I love you
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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I love you too
puts beans in your ear
skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh, that gif makes me uncomfortable.
I’m saying it to share with others.
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 1 month ago
I’ve never realised this text assumes there are only men on the train
Wetstew@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The women recieved a psychic pulse to leave the train minutes before this image was pulsed.
Tuck and roll, ladies.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Is it really “not safe for work” if everyone at work is in on it?
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Some dude on the same train as mine started masturbating and everyone were saying like “what the fuck” and “Call the police” when he stopped. When he dropped the phone, I started masturbating to the content in question on the phone. Please put an NSFW tag, I dont want this shit happening again.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 month ago
It’s better to cum in the train than to train in the cum.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 month ago
The worst part is when someone triggers the emergency brakes at high speed and all the cum gets forced to the front of the train - that is when the laser-like leaks of highly pressurised cum cut down everything in a 1km radius.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 month ago
My wife died from high velocity cum. I’m holding a silent vigil tonight, you’re welcome to come. Masturbation is allowed but only when silent and discrete.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Get a weighted coffin so it won’t float.
ksigley@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I can’t breathe.