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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train

  Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.

  For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s better to cum in the train than to train in the cum.

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The worst part is when someone triggers the emergency brakes at high speed and all the cum gets forced to the front of the train - that is when the laser-like leaks of highly pressurised cum cut down everything in a 1km radius.

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    • musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My wife died from high velocity cum. I’m holding a silent vigil tonight, you’re welcome to come. Masturbation is allowed but only when silent and discrete.

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Get a weighted coffin so it won’t float.

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  • ksigley@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t breathe.

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• skankhunt42@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I love you

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  • RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love you too

    puts beans in your ear

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    • skankhunt42@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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      • RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh, that gif makes me uncomfortable.

        I’m saying it to share with others.

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• MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve never realised this text assumes there are only men on the train

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  • Wetstew@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The women recieved a psychic pulse to leave the train minutes before this image was pulsed.

    Tuck and roll, ladies.

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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is it really “not safe for work” if everyone at work is in on it?

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• coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some dude on the same train as mine started masturbating and everyone were saying like “what the fuck” and “Call the police” when he stopped. When he dropped the phone, I started masturbating to the content in question on the phone. Please put an NSFW tag, I dont want this shit happening again.

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