Comment on Anon hates condom

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can’t let any of my vital essence go to waste.

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  • Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      www.amazon.com/…/1481227041

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      • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        that link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t

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      • match@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        memes but instead of posting images we post amazon links

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  • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s from Dr. Strangelove, right ?

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      • baldingpudenda@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yup. I also love him smoking that cigar

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with a dedicated jug. Just slurp straight from the rubber.

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  • DScratch@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Save it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this might be of interest to you.

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• Twig@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.”

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• AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Semen is a bit like lending someone less than $5, you can’t really ask for it back

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• ColdWater@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  LMAO

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