“I do not avoid women, Mandrake…but I do deny them my essence.”
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Why would I give some woman my hard earned cum?
Twig@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Semen is a bit like lending someone less than $5, you can’t really ask for it back
ColdWater@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
LMAO
Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can’t let any of my vital essence go to waste.
Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
www.amazon.com/…/1481227041
tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
that link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t
match@pawb.social 2 months ago
memes but instead of posting images we post amazon links
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That’s from Dr. Strangelove, right ?
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yup. I also love him smoking that cigar
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with a dedicated jug. Just slurp straight from the rubber.
DScratch@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Save it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
this might be of interest to you.