Comment on Anon envies the boomers

• LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian

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  • yeather@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Exception? You mean the standard.

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• RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Be affable

  Be interesting

  Be presentable

  No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them

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  • dwindling7373@feddit.it ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them

    Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.

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• Damage@feddit.it ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful

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  • criitz@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Disagree!

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Disagree.

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!

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  • lka1988@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have you seen that hair though?

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For men:

  1. Be rich
  2. Don’t be poor

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  • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh and not call all women gold diggers.

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      • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Which isn’t an IRL concern for most men. I used to be friends with a woman in a sugar baby relationship. She looks like a prettier version of Samantha Browning and I look like Waldo/Wally from Where’s Waldo if Waldo had bad skin and missing a few teeth.

        Every once in a while someone would ask why I was hanging out with her and my reply would be something along the lines if she’s nice, interesting, and Im poor and I own a mirror. I had nothing to lose by hanging out with someone who was interested in beibg friends with me clearly because of whobI was rather than anything material I had to offer.

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• notabot@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.

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• edwardbear@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.

  1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.

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