Comment on Anon envies the boomers

tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Superheavy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Step 1) don’t be ugly

  Step 2) see step 1

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  • LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian

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    • yeather@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Exception? You mean the standard.

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  • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Be affable

    Be interesting

    Be presentable

    No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them

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    • dwindling7373@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them

      Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.

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  • Damage@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful

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    • criitz@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Disagree!

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    • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Disagree.

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!

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    • lka1988@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Have you seen that hair though?

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For men:

    1. Be rich
    2. Don’t be poor

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    • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.

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      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh and not call all women gold diggers.

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  • notabot@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.

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  • edwardbear@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.

    1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.

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• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Alan Alda famously met his wife at a party, where someone dropped a cake on the floor. He and she were the only two who didn’t hesitate to scoop some up anyway.

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