My best friend told me he feel in love with his now ex wife after she gave him a plumkin. Then he explained what that was and now I am scared for life.
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idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My boss and I had lived for a few in Italy and Germany, respectively, but were both in the US again at this time. She was looking for jazz music for our restaurant and said “god, I love scat. Don’t you?” and my dumb ass responded before I could think about it for a second “I’m not that German.” (For anyone confused, I don’t know why, but some Americans think Germans are into scat. I have not experienced this in any way, and have no idea if it’s at all based in reality, I was just making a joke I shouldn’t have)
She didn’t know what scatophilia was, did NOT enjoy hearing about it, but wouldn’t let it go until I explained my joke.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wogi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do NOT make me look that up.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Okay you asked for it. Its getting a blow job while taking a shit on the toilet.
frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Wait no! that’s just called the iron throne
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
a blumpkin?
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Yes and you don’t want to know what that is.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
He knows the correct spelling, so probably is aware of the meaning, too
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
South Park certainly amplified the idea
nthavoc@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
I didn’t even know Brazilian fart porn was a thing until South Park.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Look bud. All I’m saying is that when the porn site algorithms have a stroke and think I’m into that kind of stuff, 7 times out of 10 the title is in german.
hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So, this happened to you at least ten times. Hate to be the one breaking this to you but it might not be the algorithm stroking out.
ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 1 month ago
If the porn algorithms are showing you it, you must be have searched it ….just be honest, we’re all friends here.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I look up regular bukkake and it’s not my fault other people use the term piss bukkake.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 month ago
Yeah, boring old vanilla bukkake leads you into some really wild stuff, it’s ridiculous!
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 1 month ago
So, it’s “the algorithms”? Sure, buddy…
Alright, without looking it up… What’s scat in German?
🙃
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 month ago
DAS POOPENSHEIẞEN
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Okay, so my first thought was “Skat,” which is the name of a pretty popular old man card game (not in a bad way, I enjoy playing it very much, but I encounter it in similar situations to euchre or pinochle).
Maybe it’s just a false cognate, which would be a great setup for a joke, if there was an audience that knew about both Skat and the scat stereotype. Unfortunately, I think I’ll be sitting on this one for a while.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m living in Germany again now and I’ve brought this up occasionally with people when we’ve reached the comfortable talking about kinks stage, but it’s a surprise to everyone so far. Germans do definitely like anal more than Americans IME, but not because of the poop, lol. Maybe it’s the Austrians 🤷
ximtor@lemm.ee 1 month ago
He, don’t slander. Thats not the kind of thing going in in Austrian cellars
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 month ago
GodDAMN. I was feeling a little iffy about teasing Austrians, but shots fired.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Ah, yeah, that’s probably it. I heard Hitler was really into it. After the war they found his internet search history was full of it.