My best friend told me he feel in love with his now ex wife after she gave him a plumkin. Then he explained what that was and now I am scared for life.
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idiomaddict@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
My boss and I had lived for a few in Italy and Germany, respectively, but were both in the US again at this time. She was looking for jazz music for our restaurant and said “god, I love scat. Don’t you?” and my dumb ass responded before I could think about it for a second “I’m not that German.” (For anyone confused, I don’t know why, but some Americans think Germans are into scat. I have not experienced this in any way, and have no idea if it’s at all based in reality, I was just making a joke I shouldn’t have)
She didn’t know what scatophilia was, did NOT enjoy hearing about it, but wouldn’t let it go until I explained my joke.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Wogi@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Do NOT make me look that up.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Okay you asked for it. Its getting a blow job while taking a shit on the toilet.
frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 10 hours ago
Wait no! that’s just called the iron throne
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
a blumpkin?
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Yes and you don’t want to know what that is.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 hours ago
He knows the correct spelling, so probably is aware of the meaning, too
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
South Park certainly amplified the idea
nthavoc@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
I didn’t even know Brazilian fart porn was a thing until South Park.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 12 hours ago
Look bud. All I’m saying is that when the porn site algorithms have a stroke and think I’m into that kind of stuff, 7 times out of 10 the title is in german.
hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
So, this happened to you at least ten times. Hate to be the one breaking this to you but it might not be the algorithm stroking out.
ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 12 hours ago
If the porn algorithms are showing you it, you must be have searched it ….just be honest, we’re all friends here.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 11 hours ago
I look up regular bukkake and it’s not my fault other people use the term piss bukkake.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 hours ago
Yeah, boring old vanilla bukkake leads you into some really wild stuff, it’s ridiculous!
lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 10 hours ago
So, it’s “the algorithms”? Sure, buddy…
Alright, without looking it up… What’s scat in German?
🙃
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
DAS POOPENSHEIẞEN
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Okay, so my first thought was “Skat,” which is the name of a pretty popular old man card game (not in a bad way, I enjoy playing it very much, but I encounter it in similar situations to euchre or pinochle).
Maybe it’s just a false cognate, which would be a great setup for a joke, if there was an audience that knew about both Skat and the scat stereotype. Unfortunately, I think I’ll be sitting on this one for a while.
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I’m living in Germany again now and I’ve brought this up occasionally with people when we’ve reached the comfortable talking about kinks stage, but it’s a surprise to everyone so far. Germans do definitely like anal more than Americans IME, but not because of the poop, lol. Maybe it’s the Austrians 🤷
ximtor@lemm.ee 12 hours ago
He, don’t slander. Thats not the kind of thing going in in Austrian cellars
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
GodDAMN. I was feeling a little iffy about teasing Austrians, but shots fired.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Ah, yeah, that’s probably it. I heard Hitler was really into it. After the war they found his internet search history was full of it.