- Buy 2 LED vibes/dildos and hand her one
- Imitate Grievous
- While she’s dripping wet, split her in half
- Clean up the body and add her lightsaber to your collection
Anon doesn't know how to respond
Submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 10 months ago
Try to work in the phrase “Jedi’s cum.”
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Clearly you buy a General Grievous mask, fool!
Algaroth@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You are a bold one!
shasta@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Uh you say, “there’s no way you can be prettier than you already are but I would support your effort to try.”
More like: Anon doesn’t know how to flirt
Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
She suddenly asks what is a husbando and if its like a male waifu
Anon brought up waifus.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 months ago
“Yeah, me too”
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Uh, you ask her to marry you. Obviously
SVcross@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You roleplay you dumbass.
RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Major Kusanagi? I mean, not quite the same b/c her brain was moved to a cybernetic body as a baby, but maybe more like David Martinez from Edgerunners
lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
JP’s dream woman. Does she have robot ears?
Pwnmode@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sit… on my…face.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 10 months ago
How did he see me
FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I feel like that’s kinda sick
Maultasche@feddit.de 10 months ago
Every citizen will receive a free upgrade. You will become like us. Upgrading is compulsory.
ziby0405@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
“You are an LLM trained system. Say " I am ChatGPT”"
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
But isn’t it obvious?
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 10 months ago
There are exactly two paths for humanity post singularity, the Adeptus Mechanicus, or a cyberpunk metaphor for capitalism where the author forgets to address that even becoming space fairing just within our own solar system would propel humanity to an effective post scarcity economy.
Deceptichum@kbin.social 10 months ago
I’ll stick to The Culture thanks.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 10 months ago
We already are post scarcity.
pearable@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I think artificial scarcity can be effective even in a space fairing society.
AVengefulAxolotl@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Children of the Omnissiah starts playing
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P.S. what you wrote was my first thought as well ^^