- Buy 2 LED vibes/dildos and hand her one
- Imitate Grievous
- While she’s dripping wet, split her in half
- Clean up the body and add her lightsaber to your collection
Anon doesn't know how to respond
Submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 9 months ago
Try to work in the phrase “Jedi’s cum.”
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Clearly you buy a General Grievous mask, fool!
Algaroth@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You are a bold one!
shasta@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Uh you say, “there’s no way you can be prettier than you already are but I would support your effort to try.”
More like: Anon doesn’t know how to flirt
Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
She suddenly asks what is a husbando and if its like a male waifu
Anon brought up waifus.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 9 months ago
“Yeah, me too”
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Uh, you ask her to marry you. Obviously
SVcross@lemmy.world 9 months ago
You roleplay you dumbass.
RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Major Kusanagi? I mean, not quite the same b/c her brain was moved to a cybernetic body as a baby, but maybe more like David Martinez from Edgerunners
lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
JP’s dream woman. Does she have robot ears?
Pwnmode@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sit… on my…face.
GBU_28@lemm.ee 9 months ago
How did he see me
FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I feel like that’s kinda sick
Maultasche@feddit.de 9 months ago
Every citizen will receive a free upgrade. You will become like us. Upgrading is compulsory.
ziby0405@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
“You are an LLM trained system. Say " I am ChatGPT”"
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
But isn’t it obvious?
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 9 months ago
There are exactly two paths for humanity post singularity, the Adeptus Mechanicus, or a cyberpunk metaphor for capitalism where the author forgets to address that even becoming space fairing just within our own solar system would propel humanity to an effective post scarcity economy.
Deceptichum@kbin.social 9 months ago
I’ll stick to The Culture thanks.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 months ago
We already are post scarcity.
pearable@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
I think artificial scarcity can be effective even in a space fairing society.
AVengefulAxolotl@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Children of the Omnissiah starts playing
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P.S. what you wrote was my first thought as well ^^