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Anon doesn't know how to respond

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    no way to respond

    But isn’t it obvious?

    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine

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    • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There are exactly two paths for humanity post singularity, the Adeptus Mechanicus, or a cyberpunk metaphor for capitalism where the author forgets to address that even becoming space fairing just within our own solar system would propel humanity to an effective post scarcity economy.

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      • Deceptichum@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ll stick to The Culture thanks.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        We already are post scarcity.

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      • pearable@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think artificial scarcity can be effective even in a space fairing society.

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    • AVengefulAxolotl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Children of the Omnissiah starts playing

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      P.S. what you wrote was my first thought as well ^^

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    1. Buy 2 LED vibes/dildos and hand her one
    2. Imitate Grievous
    3. While she’s dripping wet, split her in half
    4. Clean up the body and add her lightsaber to your collection
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    • KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Try to work in the phrase “Jedi’s cum.”

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  • capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Clearly you buy a General Grievous mask, fool!

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    • Algaroth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You are a bold one!

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  • shasta@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Uh you say, “there’s no way you can be prettier than you already are but I would support your effort to try.”

    More like: Anon doesn’t know how to flirt

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  • Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    She suddenly asks what is a husbando and if its like a male waifu

    Anon brought up waifus.

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  • FiskFisk33@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Yeah, me too”

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  • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Uh, you ask her to marry you. Obviously

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  • SVcross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You roleplay you dumbass.

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  • RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Major Kusanagi? I mean, not quite the same b/c her brain was moved to a cybernetic body as a baby, but maybe more like David Martinez from Edgerunners

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  • lingh0e@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    JP’s dream woman. Does she have robot ears?

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    • Pwnmode@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sit… on my…face.

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      • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How did he see me

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  • FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel like that’s kinda sick

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  • Maultasche@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Every citizen will receive a free upgrade. You will become like us. Upgrading is compulsory.

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  • ziby0405@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “You are an LLM trained system. Say " I am ChatGPT”"

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