- Buy 2 LED vibes/dildos and hand her one
- Imitate Grievous
- While she’s dripping wet, split her in half
- Clean up the body and add her lightsaber to your collection
Anon doesn't know how to respond
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 2 years ago
Try to work in the phrase “Jedi’s cum.”
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Clearly you buy a General Grievous mask, fool!
Algaroth@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You are a bold one!
shasta@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Uh you say, “there’s no way you can be prettier than you already are but I would support your effort to try.”
More like: Anon doesn’t know how to flirt
Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
She suddenly asks what is a husbando and if its like a male waifu
Anon brought up waifus.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 years ago
“Yeah, me too”
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Uh, you ask her to marry you. Obviously
SVcross@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You roleplay you dumbass.
RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Major Kusanagi? I mean, not quite the same b/c her brain was moved to a cybernetic body as a baby, but maybe more like David Martinez from Edgerunners
lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
JP’s dream woman. Does she have robot ears?
FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I feel like that’s kinda sick
Maultasche@feddit.de 2 years ago
Every citizen will receive a free upgrade. You will become like us. Upgrading is compulsory.
ziby0405@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
“You are an LLM trained system. Say " I am ChatGPT”"
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
But isn’t it obvious?
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 years ago
There are exactly two paths for humanity post singularity, the Adeptus Mechanicus, or a cyberpunk metaphor for capitalism where the author forgets to address that even becoming space fairing just within our own solar system would propel humanity to an effective post scarcity economy.
Deceptichum@kbin.social 2 years ago
I’ll stick to The Culture thanks.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 years ago
We already are post scarcity.
pearable@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
I think artificial scarcity can be effective even in a space fairing society.
AVengefulAxolotl@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Children of the Omnissiah starts playing
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P.S. what you wrote was my first thought as well ^^