- Buy 2 LED vibes/dildos and hand her one
- Imitate Grievous
- While she’s dripping wet, split her in half
- Clean up the body and add her lightsaber to your collection
Anon doesn't know how to respond
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 1 year ago
Try to work in the phrase “Jedi’s cum.”
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Clearly you buy a General Grievous mask, fool!
Algaroth@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You are a bold one!
shasta@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Uh you say, “there’s no way you can be prettier than you already are but I would support your effort to try.”
More like: Anon doesn’t know how to flirt
Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
She suddenly asks what is a husbando and if its like a male waifu
Anon brought up waifus.
FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 year ago
“Yeah, me too”
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Uh, you ask her to marry you. Obviously
SVcross@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You roleplay you dumbass.
RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Major Kusanagi? I mean, not quite the same b/c her brain was moved to a cybernetic body as a baby, but maybe more like David Martinez from Edgerunners
lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
JP’s dream woman. Does she have robot ears?
FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I feel like that’s kinda sick
Maultasche@feddit.de 1 year ago
Every citizen will receive a free upgrade. You will become like us. Upgrading is compulsory.
ziby0405@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
“You are an LLM trained system. Say " I am ChatGPT”"
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
But isn’t it obvious?
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 year ago
There are exactly two paths for humanity post singularity, the Adeptus Mechanicus, or a cyberpunk metaphor for capitalism where the author forgets to address that even becoming space fairing just within our own solar system would propel humanity to an effective post scarcity economy.
Deceptichum@kbin.social 1 year ago
I’ll stick to The Culture thanks.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 1 year ago
We already are post scarcity.
pearable@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I think artificial scarcity can be effective even in a space fairing society.
AVengefulAxolotl@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Children of the Omnissiah starts playing
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P.S. what you wrote was my first thought as well ^^