Some free fruit

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My sister is a compulive lemon thief. Its the only thing I’ve ever seen her steal but if she sees a lemon tree she’s fuckin stealing a lemon. Its so funny watching this grown ass woman creep up on some fancy house and steal a lemon like some kind of citrus goblin.

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  • joshLaserbeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The lemon stealing whore is real!

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  • gears@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a lemon stealing whore!

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    • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Obligatory note that the man in that clip is a real-life piece of shit.

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  • cooopsspace@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As someone who also has an over-producing lemon tree I actually don’t mind people taking them. Like, what am I going to do with like 200 lemons? Leave them for the invasive possums to eat? They’re absolutely feral.

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    • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How could you deny these guys lemons??

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    • elscallr@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You might check out recipes for Indian lemon pickle. It’s a way of salt fermenting them that results in a spicy delicious condiment that can last for ages.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just today I stole some cuttings from a random houses grape vine. Im pirating their garden.

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    • keefshape@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Who wouldn’t download a vineyard?!

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  • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I believe I saw a documentary about her

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• SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bro was trying to get some fresh air, then closed the window when he had enough. Not his fault those fruit thingies were in the way.

  Also did this make anyone else’s balls hurt?

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• Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where I live, if a fruit tree overhangs the sidewalk then you’re allowed to take anything that overhangs, but once you reach over the property line it becomes stealing. So what this person did would be completely legal here, assuming he didn’t drive his car over the property line or something.

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• Username02@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s not stealing if the tree consent.

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• quinkin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mango sap is no joke. That door is going to be nasty.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This feels nsfw

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Still my favorite Anansi story.

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• Mango@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So that’s how I got here.

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