whoever wrote this post was definitely writemaxxing and postmogging
Anon is an alpha
Submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Absolutely realmaxxing all the way
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Never did I ever think I would see the words “jestermaxxed” and “charismamog” ever in my life. Much less in one sentence.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m very much OOTL in this topic, are all or these terms real, or is anon intentionally going over the top inventing fictional terms to parodize incels/PUAs?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s all “real”, but I’m not sure anybody would very say it. Canthal tilt is something about your eyes, Gorilla Mind is a supplement of some sort.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
At this point in history … there’s a high likelihood that it could be parody and humour … or an actual fantasy that a small group of people believe could be true.
smeg@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Asking the important questions! What does “mog” even mean here?
TheOneAndOnly@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Seconded! Someone explain me, please?
lgstarn@kbin.social 5 months ago
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
when they renamed HBO again I canthalmax
Landmammals@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If these things are real, I don’t want to know
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
/>17.7 cm
Nice
evidences@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They should have gone with 17.5 since 17.7 rounds up.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Google says 17.7 inches is two of the funny number
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
and I’m even taking Gorilla Mind
Monke isn’t capable to be so delusional.
morphballganon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Sometimes greentexts are good
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I have no idea what half of that means.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
> inb4 people not realising it's satire
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’m sorry, we’re only suppose to be posting fake stories here.