Anon is an alpha

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• MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m sorry, we’re only suppose to be posting fake stories here.

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• outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  whoever wrote this post was definitely writemaxxing and postmogging

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  • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Absolutely realmaxxing all the way

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Never did I ever think I would see the words “jestermaxxed” and “charismamog” ever in my life. Much less in one sentence.

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m very much OOTL in this topic, are all or these terms real, or is anon intentionally going over the top inventing fictional terms to parodize incels/PUAs?

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s all “real”, but I’m not sure anybody would very say it. Canthal tilt is something about your eyes, Gorilla Mind is a supplement of some sort.

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    • kautau@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      lol who the fuck is Derek

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At this point in history … there’s a high likelihood that it could be parody and humour … or an actual fantasy that a small group of people believe could be true.

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  • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Asking the important questions! What does “mog” even mean here?

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    • TheOneAndOnly@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Seconded! Someone explain me, please?

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  • lgstarn@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    do you even canthalmog bro

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    • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      when they renamed HBO again I canthalmax

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  • Landmammals@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If these things are real, I don’t want to know

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• starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  />17.7 cm

  Nice

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  • evidences@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They should have gone with 17.5 since 17.7 rounds up.

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Google says 17.7 inches is two of the funny number

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• andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  and I’m even taking Gorilla Mind

  Monke isn’t capable to be so delusional.

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• morphballganon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sometimes greentexts are good

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• JokeDeity@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have no idea what half of that means.

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• SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  > inb4 people not realising it's satire
  

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