whoever wrote this post was definitely writemaxxing and postmogging
Anon is an alpha
Submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Absolutely realmaxxing all the way
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Never did I ever think I would see the words “jestermaxxed” and “charismamog” ever in my life. Much less in one sentence.
slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m very much OOTL in this topic, are all or these terms real, or is anon intentionally going over the top inventing fictional terms to parodize incels/PUAs?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s all “real”, but I’m not sure anybody would very say it. Canthal tilt is something about your eyes, Gorilla Mind is a supplement of some sort.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
At this point in history … there’s a high likelihood that it could be parody and humour … or an actual fantasy that a small group of people believe could be true.
smeg@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Asking the important questions! What does “mog” even mean here?
TheOneAndOnly@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Seconded! Someone explain me, please?
lgstarn@kbin.social 10 months ago
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
when they renamed HBO again I canthalmax
Landmammals@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If these things are real, I don’t want to know
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
/>17.7 cm
Nice
evidences@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They should have gone with 17.5 since 17.7 rounds up.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Google says 17.7 inches is two of the funny number
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
and I’m even taking Gorilla Mind
Monke isn’t capable to be so delusional.
morphballganon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sometimes greentexts are good
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 9 months ago
JokeDeity@lemm.ee 9 months ago
I have no idea what half of that means.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
> inb4 people not realising it's satire
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m sorry, we’re only suppose to be posting fake stories here.