It shrinks?
When you've been in the pool a little too long...
Submitted 6 months ago by WashedOver@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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iamericandre@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Bonehead@kbin.social 6 months ago
Like a frightened turtle!
chromeo@leminal.space 6 months ago
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Yes, if it gets shy/cold enough it can end up as an innie, cycling can also trigger it.
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 6 months ago
My wife said to me once, in the changing rooms after swimming, you’ve lost your penis.
I, being perfectly secure about my dong, cried in the corner for an hour before refusing to speak to her till she got me mcdonalds.
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Fucking A brother
I too am perfectly secure about my apparatus and not cry when gf makes a joke sometimes
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s called a short throw
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yup. Like a stack of buttons
hackris@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Chastity anyone?
kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
i can relate. and i usually accelerate until i can shift to 2nd before i present my shifter to anyone.
plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
When friends ask me how cold is water I usually answer “Cold about 3cm cold” or something like that.
Thorry84@feddit.nl 6 months ago
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can@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
So you feel you were short changed?