When you've been in the pool a little too long...

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• Thorry84@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So you feel you were short changed?

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• iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It shrinks?

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  • Bonehead@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like a frightened turtle!

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    • chromeo@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

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  • Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes. Female?

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    • Arthur_Leywin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes, if it gets shy/cold enough it can end up as an innie, cycling can also trigger it.

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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My wife said to me once, in the changing rooms after swimming, you’ve lost your penis.

  I, being perfectly secure about my dong, cried in the corner for an hour before refusing to speak to her till she got me mcdonalds.

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  • TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fucking A brother

    I too am perfectly secure about my apparatus and not cry when gf makes a joke sometimes

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s called a short throw

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• Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yup. Like a stack of buttons

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• hackris@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Chastity anyone?

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• kusivittula@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i can relate. and i usually accelerate until i can shift to 2nd before i present my shifter to anyone.

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• plactagonic@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When friends ask me how cold is water I usually answer “Cold about 3cm cold” or something like that.

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