Me want bite.
He thought it was a sausage on a stick..
Submitted 10 months ago by funny@lemmus.org to [deleted]
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LEONHART@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
thurstylark@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Me want plant corndog delight
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yeah, that’s not the edible part.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Yes because sausage on a stick just grows wild out in nature.
explodicle@local106.com 10 months ago
To be fair, tons of delicious foods do just that.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
Technically speaking sausage also just grows out in the wild in the form of a wild hog.
glennglog22@kbin.social 10 months ago
Mmmm, nature's corn dog.
metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Me want plant corn dog delight!
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
When I was a little kid those things grew everywhere. we called them cottontails. we never put them in our mouths. we tore them apart with our hands.
YoorWeb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What an idiot. Pick them when the stem is green and let it dry on a rack. Leaving it near the water causes it to fragment and shatter, as he now knows.
felixrostrum@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
A warning, not an instruction manual 😔
DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I had a dog that would do this
BlueLineBae@midwest.social 10 months ago
This is the adult version of the kid that ate the dandelion.
sndrtj@feddit.nl 10 months ago
But dandelion greens are actually edible. Reed has no edible parts.
DharmaCurious@startrek.website 10 months ago
I love how it just expands and expands so much you can’t even tell what the look on his face is anymore.