That explains the shiny nose

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• Pacmanlives@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poor Rudolph has a really bad herpes outbreak going on right now

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  • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I heard mpox was making a return, but damn!

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hate that fucking song. I would get great pleasure out of popping all of those balloons with an epi pen.

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  • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I honestly hate the vast majority of Christmas music. And I’ve never worked retail. God I feel awful for anyone who had to work that sector between November and January.

    Last Christmas gets a pass though. I kinda love Wham

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    • tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It's weird, I had to work retail with some of the crappiest elevator christmas music ever. A lot of folks complained about the music. But, I play the piano and I actually love to play those pieces at this time of year! I mean yes, they're over done and way over played on the radio and TV, but when you're the one making the music, it makes all the difference in how you feel about it.

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  • tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don't hate the song, but it is obnoxious and actually has a terrible message. As long as you can do something great, it doesn't matter if other people exclude or hate you for being who you are.

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• Metz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That looks like something that escaped SCP containment…

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• phillycodehound@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That is terrifying

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• GiddyGap@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Trypophobia triggered.

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• avidamoeba@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can’t afford it.

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• tygerprints@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hee hee, an epi-pen. Just somebody please bring some darts to the party.

  It's going a bit off subject, but my family and sister-in-law were in China at a restaurant when she came down with a severe allergic reaction and started turning blue. My brother had an epi-pen in their luggage, but it was back at the hotel, and we'd walked from there to the restaurant.

  The management was freaking out and all I could do was tell them not to panic, my brother was able to get the epi-pen back in time and once he jabbed her, she was fine. BUt it was a close call! They had served us a soup with fish stock in it even though we'd told them we had some allergies to fish (myself included).

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  pop

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill.

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• user1234@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That would make him very pop-ular.

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• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ♫ Rudoph the Red-nose reindeer, has a really swollen nose ♫

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• numberfour002@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can appreciate that a lot of effort went into creating this, but I can’t help but think of that line from Jurassic Park – something along the lines of “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should” and I know that science and scienticians have little to nothing to do with this abomination but the pertinence of the message is never the less relevant.

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