keeping her in a cardboard box is probably the right move
Break my phone if she ain't
Submitted 10 months ago by psy32nd@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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theodewere@kbin.social 10 months ago
stoy@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Eh, I’ll take it at this point…
tourist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf
“He’s got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he’s way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment”
Rolando@lemmy.world 10 months ago
"“Oh God he’s looking at memes again…”
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Me, training in counterintelligence my entire life just in case I ever get a date:
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How dare she come in to my box???
citrusface@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mail order bride
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is the truth.
Only have sex with emb if you want to be am independent, free citizen
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My girlfriend will be pissed you called her a statist
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Damn, even the state doesn’t want me
Plantfoodclock@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’M NOT PAYING TAXES”
Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com 10 months ago
But what’s the green thing in her mouth, the frog driving the android?
ChrislyBear@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If a woman showed interest (lolol), I’d unironically be inclined to ask her who she works for…
There’s no hope for me anymore.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 10 months ago
This, but unironically.
PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
But which state?
The_Ferry@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gaseous I think though solid doesn’t seem like too long of a stretch
Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Delaware
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 10 months ago
State of indifference
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 10 months ago
From the deep state.
TheDeepState@lemm.ee 10 months ago
We can not confirm or deny this allegation at the moment.
Slow@lemmy.today 10 months ago
And often these women look like Mrs. Puff…
therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I knew it that’s why I only like men
prole@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Exterminate all rational thought. It’s the conclusion I have come to.
gullible@kbin.social 10 months ago
“My how you’ve grown!”
“I’m onto you, grandma.”