Reframe your thinking

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• noob@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago. Five days later I got a fever that wouldn’t go away for days. They now say I have Rocky Mountain spotted fever. The doxycycline makes me vomit every time I think about food.

  I’m so ready for some zen sex.

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  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I got a tick bite in my dick hole two weeks ago.

    Touch grass they said.

    The great outdoors they said,

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  • TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It was bound to happen to somebody

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  • Whelks_chance@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Didn’t need to read this.

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Deserve? No. That’s silly. Accept? Yes.

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  • the_fuckler@nord.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nah fuck that. Don’t accept material conditions, apply weird morality to them!

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s possible they were mis-applying a non-Zen concept that because of reincarnation, each life is about experiencing things, both good and bad. So bad things are things you signed up for in this life to see what it’s like.

    Or, if they meant “deserved,” that’s way more juju karma magic stuff, in some viewpoints.

    Two great options to choose from!

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I prefer the “oh well, it was bound to happen to somebody” approach to life.

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• HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Anything can be a sex thing if you’re not a coward.

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am going to reframe my bedbug problem as a sexy deep gothic vampire-like thing

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