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• X@piefed.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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• cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

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  • X@piefed.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    “Bingo! So how’d you train to carry 30-pound anal beads in your ass like that? I’m impressed!”

    You aren’t stopping me.

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