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• cobysev@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My favorite is, “Are you subscribed to my OnlyFans?” Not only stops the conversation, but they’ll avoid you for the rest of the night.

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  • X@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Bingo! So how’d you train to carry 30-pound anal beads in your ass like that? I’m impressed!”

    You aren’t stopping me.

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    • gens@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Learned it in prison.

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What if they ask for the URL?

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  • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Oh shit, you have an OF? What’s the URL?”

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• X@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Holy shit, that’s it! How’d you beat your 1st-degree murder charge?!” I’m the reason for the almost caveat.

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Oh right. You were in for poisoning your ex.”

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• ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Why dont you drop the soap and I’ll let you know…”

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why is that a conversation stopper? I’d be interested to know more. What were you in prison for? How long were you in prison? Were you guilty or innocent? Do you think you deserved it or do you think the system is fucked up?

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does anyone ever actually say that?

  I guess I never look familiar.

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• Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Do you watch a lot of gay porn?” is my go to.

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• Shindo66@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Didn’t i sell you crack cocaine?”

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