It's sad when so many forget the basis for our holidays and celebrations

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Plausible, seeing as how Christmas starts in September now.

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• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, he actually fucked a pumpkin and because it was so good the pumpkin came to life with a smile.

  The candle represents the Holy seed he deposited in the pumpkin.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• Apeman42@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Look, the Great Pumpkin won that fight and I’m fucking tired of hearing this middle ages propaganda passed off as historical fact.

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I dunno… Coulda sworn I saw it’s head on fire, being carried by some headless dude on a horse.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hallowe’en

  What a grammatical travesty.

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Still the best “In the Know” segment by The Onion

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• CardboardDecoy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I want this to the tune of “I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die”

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• csolisr@hub.azkware.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fight a pumpkin, curse a fig, potaytoe potahtoh en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursing_…

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• Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cuz the pumpkin did 9/11

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Duhh… he was dinosaur-jousting the pumpkin

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