Just checking in to see if anyone cares that the mumbling turtle is still on full salary while being MIA for two-and-a-half months

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s okay.

  All of Congress has been missing for almost 2 years.

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  • TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    More like 10. Maybe they were present during the video admin, I honestly can’t recall. Don’t remember anything happening In those 4 years other than waiting for the fascists to come back

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• AshMan85@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  the Harp bs was probably realesed to distract from it

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  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Everything all the time is a distraction from the two only two things that really matter:

    • The upcoming rigged mid-terms and the final entrenchment of the American fascist regime.
    • The Epstein files.

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Americans will look at chaos around the world, countries being bombed and people dying by the thousands and loudly shout, “Your suffering is just a distraction!”

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• el_twitto@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wish he’d hurry up and die so we don’t have to keep paying him.

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  • Gerblat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well, his brain died, so

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    • Lydia_K@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Exactly, so there’s no change to his ability to do his job.

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Was he ever using it though?

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  • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wish he’d his handlers would hurry up and die announce his death that happened months ago so we don’t have to keep paying him.

    FTFY.

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• sploder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I think he’s been turtle soup for a few weeks now

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• Kevlar21@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s because we stopped making memes about it

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• Casuls_Die_Thrice@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well, I don’t live in FarmingCoalFriedChickenHorses-land, so he’s neither of my mumbling turtles, so I stopped giving two shits about it a while ago.

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• Mediocre_Bard_Redeux@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Must be dead by now.

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• ExtremeDullard@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Considering what Republican US senators do, his absence makes exactly zero difference.

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And the Epstein files are ready right!?

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• 456456@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They are covering up the fact that I chopped his head off weeks ago. Prove me wrong, GOP.

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• homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Maybe that CIA plane to Moscow was returning his remains.

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• M0oP0o@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  MIA

  Naw we all know he dead. Even where his body is.

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• 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Francisco Franco-ing it

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