I need to restart my morning jog

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• snoons@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Owwww please drink some damn water bro

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  • DokPsy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That was my first thought. Dudes dehydrated as fuck

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Came here to say the same thing.

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  • architect@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yep. Came here to say the same.

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• gilindoeslemmy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get that guy a sandwich. Either one. They’ll both appreciate it.

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• Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  These two regularly match on grindr

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• eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dude on top is an interesting anatomical study.

  Hot? Naaahh.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    probably on roids, at 50 you definitely on some PEDs at that point.

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    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Obviously he’s stacking.

      But he’s also got serious discipline to cut like that.

      Stacks without effort gets you the Elon body.

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s also the kind of guy who would take and share pictures like that, so no thanks.

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    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “I cosplay an Assassin’s Creed character with an eating disorder. You can not possibly imagine how rank my farts are.”

      “Oooh!”

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• Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For some reason I initially thought this was a picture of him like getting onto a bus, like why are you flashing these random public transportation riders your midsection

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know which one would be nicer to hug.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The muscle guy looks gross. It’s not attractive (said the cis white male).

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• Maroon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • tmyakal@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Both bodies are valid

    Actually, I think that first guy really needs to drink some water.

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• Bruncvik@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When I was 34, I got one of them smart scales, and it told me my physical age was 66. So, I started running. At 50, the same scale is putting my physical age at 29. The numbers may not be accurate, but still show how dramatic the effect of active lifestyle may be. Of course, along with running came other changes, such as a healthier diet, but adopting a fitness routine (may not be necessarily running) is the first step.

  For the record, I look like a daddy long legs now, not like a cheese grater. But still better than a beer keg I was before.

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Shrivel and puff.

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• bigpEE@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lots of crabs sour graping in here

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• alexquiniou@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s gross. The first guy.

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