Empathy: as essential as toilet paper

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• UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • rustyfish@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But…then I am also fighting two battles?!

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      and i shit my pants. you really want to fight someone with easy access to shit?

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    • brrt@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Infinite battle glitch

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    • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      not if you win every battle

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• justdaveisfine@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They’re all just trying to get home from the lettuce eating competition 😔

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Trains have bathrooms. Just saying

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  • Engine606@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They do?

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    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Many do. Sometimes they’re a tad dirty, but I’ll take that over waiting in traffic for an hour whilst desperately needing to piss. I can also read a book or even nap while on a train.

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• Heavybell@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nice to see some NB representation in the pants shitting community.

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pants shitting HALL OF FAME Image

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• Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can’t lie, I shit my pants the other night while sleeping. 3am, I woke up to the dogs running around excited and noticed a big wet spot on the bed. Barely conscious my first reaction was to wipe my fingers in it and sniff it to make sure one of them hadn’t peed.

  Huge mistake. Instantly awake, gagging. Realized there were several wet stains and the sheet wrapped around me was soaked. I waddled to the bathroom to find molten pudding in my boxers. I didn’t understand how it could have happened. I soon learned. I had pure liquishits. Like a chocolate milkshake that has been microwaved and then carbonated.

  For the next several hours I kept walking between the toilet and the bedroom and the washing machine to try to get rid of all the mess. Walking because moving quickly or bending could cause uncontrollably SuperSoaker action from my anus.

  It lasted about 5 hours, and then I was confident enough in not shitting myself again to try to lay back down. I don’t know what caused it. I’ll never laugh at someone else for shitting themselves again.

  Ok, well I will probably still laugh. But inside I’ll know the shame and the pain. We really do all have battles.

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What caused this?

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    • Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thanks for asking, but I actually have no idea at all. I only ate some grilled chicken in the morning and then nothing else the rest of the day. It was definitely well done. I did start clearing my throat really badly around 11pm to the point I wondered if I was having some kind of allergic reaction, but I’ve never had any allergies. That lasted until around midnight. Laid down at 1, but then the dogs both wanted out and I didn’t end up really getting to bed until close to two. Then I woke up like that.

      Some of the worst smelling shit I’ve ever smelled too. Was awake hours washing things and using the bathroom, then slept straight from like 9am-1:30pm. It was over after that, but I was exhausted all that day and the next.

      I don’t really go out to eat, it’s been months. The only thing I saw looking it up that made sense was the possibility of some kind of bleeding into my stomach, because it’s described as a “very specific” extremely strong bad smell. No clue if that was the specific smell I was smelling, but the throat clearing and whatever caused it maybe something something blood stomach?

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• FluidBeef@quokk.au ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If you think you’ve had too much of this life

  Hang on

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ive done this once. I felt ashamed 😓

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