Golly! That sure is swell, Billy.

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• Findus_Falke@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have several questions:

  • do they appear on all of his shirts simultaneously or just on this shirt that he wore at the time?
  • where do the marks go if he sells or gifts this shirt away?
  • what happens if he tries ro tamper wirh the marks?
  • did he really kill what seems to be at least five dogs in one afternoon with his bike? Or did he not change his shirt in a week of spreading murder and terror on his neighborhood streets?
  • how on earth did he manage to kill what seems to be a seal with his bike?

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  • balgruuf@nord.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    how on earth did he manage to kill what seems to be a seal with his bike?

    Spoiler

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  • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    how did he manage to kill a seal with his bike?

    …with a kiss from a rose?

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    • four@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      BAABYYY!

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They appear on all of his shirts because he has only one shirt

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah look at Jimmy Two Shirts here

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    do they appear on all of his shirts simultaneously or just on this shirt that he wore at the time?

    Just that shirt. He’ll have to get it tailored as he grows both in stature and in might. Then one day he’ll be ready to take down a dragon…

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Doesn’t the shirt just grow with him, or at least with the number of animals he kills, with the implication that he has to kill more as he gets older or fatter?

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• Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That feeling 10 years later when you wake up hungover, don’t remember driving back from the party and there’s a new picture of a child on a Halloween costume on your shirt.

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Huh, he looks just like me.”

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Huh I don’t remember eating that

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  • grepe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    plot twist: they were all kids in halloween costumes

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• NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Billy killed a horse with his bicycle. Do not fuck with Billy.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A sea lion too! Which is equally impressive for other reasons!

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• negativenull@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why does my shirt have so many mosquitos and flies?

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Mine has a bunch of fucking noobs all over it

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Strange Characters and Stranger Things” (Comic 1983)

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• partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Where is their other friend Johnny, and why is Johnny’s face on the back of the shirt?

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “I call it ‘the Food Chain’. It’s the chain I use to propel my motorcycle!”

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• sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is this bone hurting juice or is that different

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