Loosing my religion

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• BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Tell her because of denomination you cannot agree with her particular dogma.

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• Alpha71@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  "thats the devil talkin’ "

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh, it’s too late for Anon. If he tries to leave her, the family will consider it a demon attack, and surround them both until they fuck in front of them. Then it’ll be brought up every thanksgiving.

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• Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Christians shouldn’t be dating non Christians

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  • Acid_Burn@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It was called Missionary Dating when I was growing up in an incredibly religious family. The goal was to date a non-christian so you could convert them. Then you would be “equally yoked” before you got hitched. No joke.

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    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Flirt to convert

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah, that’s stupid and wasting time. I wouldn’t say it’s sinful to date non Christians, but it’s definitely sinful to marry them. Therefore missionary dating is a gamble. Ironically, I have heard of guys who converted, and the first time they went to Church was because they knew a girl they had a crush on had the requirement that they were Christians, so they gave it a chance. But they weren’t missionary dating, it was moreso them being led into church by having a crush on a parishoner, lol.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Bell curve meme but it goes from very atheist to very christian rather than low IQ to high IQ

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    • DaddleDew@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think the epic Schwarzenegger high five one would be more fitting

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  • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Christians also aren't supposed to engage in fornication, so you know. Expecting Christians in Western countries (don't know about elsewhere) to follow their religion is generally futile.

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s completely possible to remain chaste until marriage.

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  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Christians shouldn’t do a lot of things that they do. The worst part about that, is that they still insist they are morally superior to everyone around them, because God said so… they believe that the Magic Bird gives them superior wisdom and intellect to the secular.

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    • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      God doesn’t say Christians are morally superior, Christians are sinful like everybody else. Many Christians are worse people than some atheists. It’s not about works. Some Christians fail to remain chaste. It’s a difficult world, I understand that. If you fail, you pick up your cross and keep moving forward. It happens. We all sin. We should try and avoid it, but we know we can’t. That’s why Jesus died for us.

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• greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Can demons be evil? Like they are fulfilling their purpose given to them by the creator of the universe.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Just tell her that her family believes in stupid magic bullshit. No need to sugar-coat anything with these people. Remember that they vote to take away your freedom every chance they get.

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• yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Start wearing black clothes, pentagrams, spread some ketchup.

  Extreme (only fair) version. Spread ketchup on palms, bring magnetic nails, make some make up, pretend to be jesus and ask them for money, all the money. Disappear for 3 days, then send small text You’re ok, alive and have things to do.

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• bedwyr@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ha ha ha, jesus christ.

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