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Loosing my religion

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Submitted ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨slaacaa@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Start wearing black clothes, pentagrams, spread some ketchup.

    Extreme (only fair) version. Spread ketchup on palms, bring magnetic nails, make some make up, pretend to be jesus and ask them for money, all the money. Disappear for 3 days, then send small text You’re ok, alive and have things to do.

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Christians shouldn’t be dating non Christians

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    • Acid_Burn@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It was called Missionary Dating when I was growing up in an incredibly religious family. The goal was to date a non-christian so you could convert them. Then you would be “equally yoked” before you got hitched. No joke.

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      • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Flirt to convert

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      • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, that’s stupid and wasting time. I wouldn’t say it’s sinful to date non Christians, but it’s definitely sinful to marry them. Therefore missionary dating is a gamble. Ironically, I have heard of guys who converted, and the first time they went to Church was because they knew a girl they had a crush on had the requirement that they were Christians, so they gave it a chance. But they weren’t missionary dating, it was moreso them being led into church by having a crush on a parishoner, lol.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bell curve meme but it goes from very atheist to very christian rather than low IQ to high IQ

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      • DaddleDew@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I think the epic Schwarzenegger high five one would be more fitting

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    • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Christians shouldn’t do a lot of things that they do. The worst part about that, is that they still insist they are morally superior to everyone around them, because God said so… they believe that the Magic Bird gives them superior wisdom and intellect to the secular.

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      • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        God doesn’t say Christians are morally superior, Christians are sinful like everybody else. Many Christians are worse people than some atheists. It’s not about works. Some Christians fail to remain chaste. It’s a difficult world, I understand that. If you fail, you pick up your cross and keep moving forward. It happens. We all sin. We should try and avoid it, but we know we can’t. That’s why Jesus died for us.

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    • NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Christians also aren't supposed to engage in fornication, so you know. Expecting Christians in Western countries (don't know about elsewhere) to follow their religion is generally futile.

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      • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s completely possible to remain chaste until marriage.

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  • bedwyr@piefed.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ha ha ha, jesus christ.

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