I was tasked with putting the letters on one of these signs for a few years, and the people who would send me messages had no interest in the actual physical dimensions of said sign so often it would read garbage like this. I’d then start purposely placing unrelated things on the same line, my favorite being: “YOGA.BOWLING LEAGUE SUNDAY 6PM”
Did you know crawfish have balls?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Omigod hahaha.
LeanFemurs@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
not any more they don’t
Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Of course, how else would they play sports?
ZeroCool@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Lol. It sounds silly but they’re talking about Crawfish fritters, which are just chopped crawfish tails mixed into a cornmeal batter, rolled into a ball or pancake shape, and deep fried. They’re tasty! And the worse the sign looks, the better they’re gonna be. It’s kind of an unwritten rule in the south. This sign tells me they’re probably a 6/10. Now if it were a hand painted sign leaning against a tree? Those would be the best god-damn fritters you’d ever eat in your life.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The cinder blocks make me think 7/10.
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
What’s with the call to Jesus part though
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Come to heart attack alley and find out
TiePilot@feddit.online 3 weeks ago
Now I want to see if they have any crawdads at the grocery store and whip up a batch. Its been eons since I had them!
Oh and you’re dead on right about the sign. Even better if its on an old high way that died off because of the new interstate.
ZeroCool@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Hell yeah! I no longer live in the deep south, but I still live in a southern city, and don’t have trouble finding them. If you’ve got a Publix or Harris Teeter in your area just ask someone behind the seafood counter if they’ve got frozen crawfish. They almost always have a couple 2lb bags. They’re just usually pre-cooked whole crawfish, so you’ll have to pick the tail meat yourself. It’s a lot harder to find a package of tail meat.
over_clox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hard pass for me, as in I won’t even knowingly drive anywhere near that area.
I’m allergic to shellfish.
Imagine spending ~6 days wanting to rip your own intestines out just to scratch an internal itch…