with free peanuts as wingman

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• istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Don’t trust them they want you to join their Mormon cult

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  • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I will happily believe in Joseph Smith and his Seer Stones for a few hours, if it means… you know

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    • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Soaking?

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      secret underwear

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So… probably open to polygamy? Now Utah-king my language.

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  • yaroto98@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not with those porn shoulders hanging out. Sluts.

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Damn, girls get multiple kinds of shoulder these days? I only have a single set that I use for everything.

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• Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Slop :(

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• Mnem667@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One is too many, two not enough.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The way I respond

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• Aralakh@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sauce plz

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    AI

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    • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ya their shoulders are merging.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  intervention coming in like Lancelot to save Galahad from Castle Anthrax

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• yardratianSoma@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you’re beer is looking at you, you’ve got problems

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• kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  yuri!!!

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  • synestia@lemmy.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes comrade commisar

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• JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You get those two looking at you, youve definitely had more than 3.

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