Obligatory Fuck Nestlé!
Hot pockets? Are you six?
Submitted 2 weeks ago by over_clox@lemmy.world to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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Obligatory Fuck Nestlé!
Hot pockets? Are you six?
Bruh, my roommate randomly got these on a whim, because apparently his insurance card covers it. We don’t go shopping together, one of us always stays home to dog-sit, but if I had been in the store with him, I would have definitely told him to pass on the Hot Pockets, or any Nestlé product for that matter.
He won’t be getting any more of them, that’s for sure.
What the fuck is that anyway???
Its a cardboard box, filled with poorly flavored damp cardboard garbage apparently. 🤮
Popular sex toy.
It’s 2026, we’re making our own hot pockets in an air fryer as part of our meal plan to save money, where you at?
Roommate got them on a whim, since apparently his insurance card covers it. He won’t be getting any more though.
What type of insurance pays you to eat Hot Pockets? Is it some protracted form of birth control by the insurance company?
Throw this garbage away. It isn’t food.
Obligatory:
Hard to tell in the pic, but it looks like mostly cheese, which is why I don’t buy Hot Pockets. 😔
Remember the “good” ones? (yeah, even the “good” ones weren’t actually good, just tolerable).
Okay holy shit I needed that laugh hahahaha! 😂🤣
Even less cheese than you’d think, mostly just dough ☹️
Yes indeed there was some cheese and some chicken in there, but not much at all, damn near nothing really.
I’d probably get more nutrition if I boiled my leather shoes…
The filling is in the advertizing, not in the package!
It’s in the photo. Duh
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
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I feel like I just replied this a minute ago. Why cross post when lemmy’s so small everything hits the front page?
over_clox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not everybody browses by All, some only browse by the communities they subscribe to. 🤷
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
My dude, you cross posted 4 times. We’re like 10 people on this platform. I understand your frustration, but not getting what’s on the picture isn’t really that interesting. You might as well cross post “water is wet, more at eight”
therealamack@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Stellar usage of this meme.