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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But what if they enter through the nips or worse belly button.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “belly button”

    That’s how you get C-section babies.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Titties instead of tiddies?

  *Internal screaming

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• kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My eggs are down by throat mommy

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  • kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Jfc this was some deep E to be posting from, glad it didn’t take off

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Deep E?

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You can put it in a bottle and I’ll gladly drink it :3

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But why is it chunky? Y’all need to hydrate.

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Angel status

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• Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bust on that mouth, to avoid them pouts

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Population decline politicians… Hmm… Maybe boobs should be illegal to see! Yeah!

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Those politicians are OK with banning boobs, the models they prefer to look at usually haven’t grown any yet.

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• turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dump it in his trunk, avoid the baby bump

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d say fire it off in her ass, but that’s where Republicans come from.

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• CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Up the bum, no babies.

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• thallamabond@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Cover that gator, no regrets later!

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