Waking up to 72 virgins be like:

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• wakko@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you think those are virgins, you’ve not see what that room looks like under black light.

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• Razzles@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I assure you. They 100% are not virgins.

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  • Balinares@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Except the aces, which is fine too.

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    • Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Aces have sex though, common misconception.

      This room fucks; the whole floor they rented at the convention was probably a blast.

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• Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  … Nah dude furries fuck so much. It’s uh. Kind of impressive how much sexing there is at a furry convention.

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They have a hard time finding venues because nobody wants to host them because of the unbelievable number of used condoms their cleaning staff finds after.

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• Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lmao, you know nothing about furries apparently. Or conventions in general for that matter.

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• 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  72 virgins? Nah, give me 72 of your nastiest, baddest sluts and I’ll bomb the nearest kindergarden right this second

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• tomselleck@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The person in the chicken costume cracks me up.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Person in the chicken costume cracks me

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t want 72 virgins, who are probably virgins for a reason: unattractive, boring, gay, sexually repressed, too young, etc.

  I want 72 horny sluts.

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• Fontasia@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• gnufuu@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Where should I walk my dog today?”

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Banger.

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• Meat_Of_Nan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey I found Waldo!

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