Just don't

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If he don’t partake, how do we know he’s not a cop

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  • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you ask he has to tell you legally

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    • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My baby’s a cop but he’s not verbal yet.
      I hope you know sign language, suckers…

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    cop baby

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  • Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You give him a line of baby powder without telling him to see if he’s a narc.

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• Zahtu@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  genius - now make one with an elderly person “Just because he thinks, he will be alive in 30years, doenst mean he will be” - “dont let grandparents decide your future” “even if they want to”

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Ya know… there’s age restrictions the first parts of one’s life… why the fuck not that last parts of their life?

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  But I don’t know of a single Boss Baby who doesn’t do lines of cocaine. They don’t become CEOs by doing normal baby things.

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• Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Maybe that’s true of other babies, but mine is mature enough to handle it. I’ll make sure things don’t get too crazy.

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Don’t tell me how to take of my kids its my choice not yours.

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