Just don't

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• TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fuck! They both look legit, which one do I trust??

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    • jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Darn misinformations

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  If he don’t partake, how do we know he’s not a cop

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  • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If you ask he has to tell you legally

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    • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My baby’s a cop but he’s not verbal yet.
      I hope you know sign language, suckers…

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    cop baby

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  • Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You give him a line of baby powder without telling him to see if he’s a narc.

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• Zahtu@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  genius - now make one with an elderly person “Just because he thinks, he will be alive in 30years, doenst mean he will be” - “dont let grandparents decide your future” “even if they want to”

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ya know… there’s age restrictions the first parts of one’s life… why the fuck not that last parts of their life?

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    • SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Mostly because they have nothing better to do than vote, so politicians cater to them pretty heavily.

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• ThunderQueen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Especially if he wants to. Once he starts craving he has to buy his own

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Maybe he can start buying the stash with all that grandma money he keeps getting

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  C’mon, everyone has heard of a baby bump. Super common.

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But I don’t know of a single Boss Baby who doesn’t do lines of cocaine. They don’t become CEOs by doing normal baby things.

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hello this is my son Goldman Slacks.

    He already does more cocaine than me.

    He’s got a hedge fund with hella diaper holdings

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• Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Maybe that’s true of other babies, but mine is mature enough to handle it. I’ll make sure things don’t get too crazy.

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• Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The only other alternative is meth.

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The smart alternative, considering the economy.

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t tell me how to take of my kids its my choice not yours.

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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Baby gets what baby wants.

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