Sounds plausible

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• vrek@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Where does vegetable oil come from? Vegetables!

  Where does olive oil come from? Olives!

  Where does baby oil come from? Uh… Oh no!

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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s okay, they’re third world babies

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    • vrek@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oh that’s fine then

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  • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Baby oil is just mineral oil but 10x as expensive.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      food grade mineral oil. get that baby ready for cooking.

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      So I can chug it if im constipated?!

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    • vrek@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Probably true, it was just a joke though.

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• nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  I’m a vegan btw

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  nah, they filter out all the O Gs. out in Oakland. you think it’s named for oaks, but it’s the Oat clan and the add a d because Derek the goat is really cute. mash the t and the c together in the graffiti, like real bad keming and it looks like a k, remember the klan wasn’t out here back in 1945 for exactly one month while we were drunk and high off our asses on oat Gs and remember we were a bunch of naive farm boys.

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  • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    real bad keming

    Under appreciated joke lol

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It sounds like you are still drunk and/or high… and I for one am here for it!! 🍻

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You want better phone service? DRINK MORE OAT MILK. It’s just math.

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