20% of the time it works 100% of the time.

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• turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Much higher success rate if she’s a guy

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Was gonna say. As a gay man, for the most part, all of my problems can be solved by a penis. But only for the duration of the penis-ing. Then all the problems come back and I have to seek out yet another penis. It’s an endless cycle, but it’s cheaper than therapy.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      But you’re a man, so don’t you always have a penis?

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Here I am solving problems for 90s at a time.

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• Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Look at this showoff. 90 seconds. Pff.

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• OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Violet_8 ist that you?

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Absolutely not

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• beep@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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• gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve yet to find a problem that my penis can’t solve (other than the traveling salesman)

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Prisoners dilemma?

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• snowydroopz@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  @yellowwera@lemmy.world

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• funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  this is every porn blog on imaglr, bdsmlr etc

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