third based
Which grass?
Submitted 3 days ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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hypnicjerk@piefed.social 3 days ago
Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 days ago
Reminds me of when I was going on my friend’s computer one time and asked for the password and she said: my password
Me: yeah, what is it?
Her: my password
Me: I know, but what is your password?
Her: my password is my password
Me: ???
Chaotic af. We ended up agreeing that her password was genius and definitely idiot proof. 🤡
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 days ago
“ABBOT!!”
woodenghost@hexbear.net 3 days ago
“Okay, nevermind, we’ll get back to it. For now, what’s that growing around second base?”
“That’s a big dill.”
“I’m sure it is, it’s almost obstructing the field. But what herb could be such big a deal that you let it grow on a baseball field?”
“Sure is”
“Never mind, we don’t have time for this. Can you get me back the time I lost on this bullshit?”
“Oh, you want thyme? Then let’s go to third base.”
“I just said, we don’t have time for this!”
“Well that’s why we should go to third base. We have plenty of thyme, you’ll see!”
“No we don’t, I just told you! We should head back to first base.”
“Back to witch?”
“To first base.”
“Yes. To witch.”
“You know which, I just told you to which base, we’ll keep the time in mind, pass by the big deal on second base and get back to which?”
“That’s the first time you got it right!”
woodenghost@hexbear.net 2 days ago
“Oh, this’ll be the last time with you on a baseball field.”
“Oh, don’t worry, there’s still plenty of thyme and I’ll have any thistle be dealt with first thing tomorrow.”
“You’ll have what?”
“I’ll tell our groundskeeper. He knows how to deal with them. You should hire him for your garden, you can see what marvelous work he’s done here.”
“This’ll be the day. I can see it everywhere.”
“Only until tomorrow.”
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
That Hazel. She likes to screw with people’s heads.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Looks to where you’re pointing
Sees a tree
🤦
Fell for it again
gegil@sopuli.xyz 3 days ago
One of the reasons why i hate english
hakase@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Homophones exist in all languages.
I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 day ago
OP is homophonobic
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 3 days ago
affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 days ago
Who’s on first?
Ooops@feddit.org 2 days ago
Yes, he is.