Life hack

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• turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Peppermint schnapps, or Thunder 101 which is high proof. Makes your mouth smell like mint/mouthwash. Do with this what you will - which is end up in rehab if you’re like me.

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  • I_Love_Emo_Girls@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Keep up the good work in rehab, you got this!

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  • UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I was the WRONG person to share this info with

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Doesn’t really fool anyone.

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    • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “No, honestly, it’s my chewing gum Wrigley’s beermint.”

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• how_we_burned@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And if you take acid before work be warned miniature dragons will show themselves in your computer screen.

  Holy shit. I just realised something from that day.

  I was in a call centre on the phones.

  Fuck what did i say to people???

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Welcome to Costco. May i take your coat?”

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• NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Kash money is that you?

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  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hegseth maybe?

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    • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Couldn’t be. He’s a PBR and beating the wife and children before going to work kind of guy.

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• HalfSalesman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I knew a guy who kept a flask of whisky on him and would sip on it through the day while working at a hotel customer service/booking phone line. His revenue numbers were fine.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Unfortunately, they do not. They just yell at you for sleeping at your desk and threaten to take away your bathroom privileges.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Last job that took away my bathroom privilege, I took away their office potted plants privilege

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• sanbdra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  HR departments hate this one simple trick: turning Monday into a speedrun.

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They might even tell you to leave early.

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• ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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