Kash money is that you?
Life hack
Submitted 3 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hegseth maybe?
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Couldn’t be. He’s a PBR and beating the wife and children before going to work kind of guy.
HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I knew a guy who kept a flask of whisky on him and would sip on it through the day while working at a hotel customer service/booking phone line. His revenue numbers were fine.
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
And if you take acid before work be warned miniature dragons will show themselves in your computer screen.
Holy shit. I just realised something from that day.
I was in a call centre on the phones.
Fuck what did i say to people???
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Welcome to Costco. May i take your coat?”
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Unfortunately, they do not. They just yell at you for sleeping at your desk and threaten to take away your bathroom privileges.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Last job that took away my bathroom privilege, I took away their office potted plants privilege
ceenote@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They might even tell you to leave early.
sanbdra@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HR departments hate this one simple trick: turning Monday into a speedrun.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Peppermint schnapps, or Thunder 101 which is high proof. Makes your mouth smell like mint/mouthwash. Do with this what you will - which is end up in rehab if you’re like me.
I_Love_Emo_Girls@fedinsfw.app 3 weeks ago
Keep up the good work in rehab, you got this!
UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I was the WRONG person to share this info with
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Doesn’t really fool anyone.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“No, honestly, it’s my chewing gum Wrigley’s beermint.”