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Discussion Thread 🧶 Monday 11 May 2026

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨YarraByte@aussie.zone⁩ to ⁨melbourne@aussie.zone⁩

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Love gibson’s drool on the pillow lol.

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If you was a man in space, wouldn’t your space junk be moving around a bit unless it was strapped to your leg or something?

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    • useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not for a mission to Uranus

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Image

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When a man in space doesn’t have undies on, it’s called "going cosmonaut*

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Hahaha. There’s always one.

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They probably have supportive undergarments. Same for women needing support for their busty substances.

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      • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Busty substances? More like lusty bustances

        🥁

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    boss hits me wanting to look at a site that had already come back online. I tell him all G and mention that a friend passed over this weekend.

    his response? “Thanks”

    I don’t expect the world to stop but jesus fucking christ.

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Where’s the fuckin’ compassion?! Did he just not listen or just glossed over it? Hope you’re doing okay though, sending hugs and warmth.

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      hugs

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I spent a big chunk of yesterday cooking and cleaning for family dinner. Cooked for 6 adults. I made leek , bacon and chicken pies with steamed vegie sides. Delicious. I made 16 pies so I had lots left over. That was for dinner and lunches the rest of the week and some for the young Seagoons too.

    Miss Seagoon made some dairy free brownies, which are delicious too. ☺️

    So, MIL asks to take some pies home. She’s very elderly and doesn’t cook anymore. I said no. She was angry but hid it well.

    But she’s so old.

    I call this consequences. I offered 3 times over the years to cook all her meals and bring them to her frozen once a month. Free. She said no, saying she can’t eat my cooking. Then she calls family and tells everyone I am mean and don’t look after her

    In the past when I gave her food to take home she refused to return containers and my good bags, even mocking me when I asked , saying she now uses them all for holding rubbish.

    So the answer is no. She’s lucky she gets anything at all.

    Interestingly no one disagreed with me saying I should look after really old lady.

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      She made her bed, she gets to lie in it. Good on you!

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    • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      F*cking good for you mate! 💪🏼I had similar with my exMIL.

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    • SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Interestingly no one disagreed with me saying I should look after really old lady.

      They see what’s going on. They’re familiar with her bullshit.

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      • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        and yet no one has ever stuck for me, ever

        the young seagoons will but they are only ones, also, they haven’t had to yet

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  • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All monday work chores done, and it’s only 11 am ish. Time to make inroads on the dreaded shredding. My offsider did a lot of it on Friday, but there’s still a massive amount to feed into the mafchine. It’s a good thing we get it picked up and turned into cardboard boxes.

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  • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Aaaaand back to regular programming. -_-

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    yum yum, I just had a mothers day dairy free brownie for afternoon tea ☺️

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    so tired, stayed up late 3 nights and up early

    might do a few tasks and then go to bed and listen to books

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  • SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Got my Flu shot at Chemist Warehouse for $21 as a walk in.

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    • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Can you claim that back through work as well?

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      • SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I cannot.

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    • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s great how easily available these are now.

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      excellent , everyone should get one

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Listening to Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton and remember how great he is.

    His cover of Baby Got Back is hands down the best (excepting weird al of course). Catchy af.

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    • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Love it! Somehow strangely sexy

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  • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    My will power failed me and I bought lots of chocolate and lollies.

    Then I ate all the chocolate and some of the lollies and now I feel a bit sick.

    But I still keep eating lollies anyway, because sugar.

    Damn you, hormonally fueled appetite.

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    • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      🍭

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      same, I bought a very small box of turkish delight , had 8 pieces in it, I ate them over two days as a mother’s day special treat.

      otherwise 2 weeks with no lollies so far

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    beach

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  • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m at that stage health-wise where I wake up with a scratchy throat and a bunch of phlegm, but after a dose of a bunch of drugs I feel fine, and generally do for the rest of the day. It’s like I need to clear out the system and have a bit of a kick-start to get going

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  • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I just installed everything again after the ALT+TAB reset on the work computer. My laptop wanted to install an update again so I played the brick lottery and it still works, and so does ALT+TAB again

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  • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Beep Beep 🚚
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