Fetus yeetus

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A friend bought me a setof Animal crossing stickers. This one came in that set and I put it on my pack of pills. And it just works. Image

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why does it start on Tuesday? Also why does that bother me?

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    • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ah yeah so this kind of pill comes with a sticker pack. You pick the sticker strip that’s your schedule and put it on the top.

      The og pack without a sticker starts on Sunday.

      This isn’t the brand in the picture, but illustrates the point.

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• BigBrownDog@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Every time someone takes one a baby boomer loses their driver’s license.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Give me all you’ve got, I’ll eat so many it’ll undo my ancestry back to the Pleistocene hominin population bottleneck.

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    • BigBrownDog@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s not what birth control does

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  • kn33@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thanks, that’s correct, now the joke is funny

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Fair

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  • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The purpose of birth control is to get low. Or more philosophically, to all yeet yeet motherfucker (motherfucker), all yeet yeet goddamn (goddamn).

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You obviously aren’t trying hard enough

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• hlqxz@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  yeetus feetus

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• yopyop@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The artist : www.instagram.com/sirjoancornella/

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  KOBE!

  swish

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve been in this situation.

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Was the baby ok? Why would you throw a baby? Did it bounce?

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      In no order: yes, no, and yes

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• clifmo@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s not a fetus

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The picture would be more accurate if she was firing the baby out of her hooha like ping balls at a Thai sex show.

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