Most could work on anyone really

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some of these are very tallblist

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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Huh

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• Starduster75@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • Shuffleboard probably. Or stamp collecting (on the competitive circuit)
  • That would be ovaltine, but really I am just a sucker for post-WWII Americana
  • hike!
  • I just think of off the wall shit to be said, like “Eat a queer fetus for Jesus” or something
  • Thankfully, because I panic in a wading pool
  • oh, I’m midwestern, pal! Everything really is okay, buddy. Heck, it’s fantabulous!
  • As long as it’s not always wrong being hard
  • I heard, “Feeling big guys.” Screw it, I’m in.
  • Jack Daniels, specifically, and Nyquil (The ol’ Bohemian Cocktail, eh)
  • I… never notice, tbh
  • I am. Suffering is real.
  • I should act 6? That’s some not-okay RP, buddy.
  • I did, when it existed on my head. Now I do micro-perms.
    
    Wait. I don’t get it.

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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    bro is 6 cm tall

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• HexesofVexes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about how few fucks I give” is my current goto.

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Calm down”

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Ok buddy” is my go-to when someone is raging in a multi-player game

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  • N0MAD@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m not your buddy, friend.

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    • SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I am not your friend, guy.

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ok Friend

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Wow you got a new truck! I didn’t think you had a micropenis that small.”

  “Wauw you’re really overcompensating something huh, I wonder what, that is hahaha.”

  “Some men have this big dick energy, meaning they act chill because they know they don’t have to prove anything so they don’t behave like an asshole. It’s funny that you have the exact opposite.”

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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whatever makes you feel big and strong

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Act your height, thats pretty good

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• BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  @Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world what meme would you post if you were mematic?

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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• Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why tho?

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You wouldn’t get it

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• Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nah, when someone says something that gets under my skin. I say to myself, ty for the lesson in things learning things for which i am sensitive.

  If they keep it up, I cut them off. There’s no need to make everyone like me. I dont even like everyone.

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  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that’s such a short guy thing to say

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    • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What an oversized style vagina comment to make.

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “OK lil big man”

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Calm down!”

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• Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah, half of these I wouldn't mind. The other half would make me lose my sense of humor.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I read this as a conversation and was all, hmmm

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