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Most could work on anyone really

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Calm down”

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Wow you got a new truck! I didn’t think you had a micropenis that small.”

    “Wauw you’re really overcompensating something huh, I wonder what, that is hahaha.”

    “Some men have this big dick energy, meaning they act chill because they know they don’t have to prove anything so they don’t behave like an asshole. It’s funny that you have the exact opposite.”

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    • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Whatever makes you feel big and strong

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  • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    OP is Edward Eldrich

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    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Who?

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      • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        1000005034

        The Full Metal Alchemist

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’d better be at least 6’7" before saying most of that to me since it won’t make any sense otherwise. But joke’s on you anyway since I’d just fall in love

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    • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      6’7"

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      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yes, 6’7"

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      • snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        6*6’

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wait, “you sound emotional” is bad how?

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    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You wouldn’t get it

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Act your height, thats pretty good

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Ok buddy” is my go-to when someone is raging in a multi-player game

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    • N0MAD@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m not your buddy, friend.

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      • SleeplessCityLights@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I am not your friend, guy.

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      • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Ok Friend

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  • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nah, when someone says something that gets under my skin. I say to myself, ty for the lesson in things learning things for which i am sensitive.

    If they keep it up, I cut them off. There’s no need to make everyone like me. I dont even like everyone.

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    • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      that’s such a short guy thing to say

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      • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        What an oversized style vagina comment to make.

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  • BigDiction@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    @Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world what meme would you post if you were mematic?

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    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why tho?

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    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You wouldn’t get it

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “OK lil big man”

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Calm down!”

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  • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, half of these I wouldn't mind. The other half would make me lose my sense of humor.

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I read this as a conversation and was all, hmmm

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