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“It was because my bed is facing the bedroom door”

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨scytale@piefed.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Feng Shui is basically Law of Attraction with extra steps. “I feel slightly grumpier in the morning because my bed’s too close to the wall and it’s claustrophobic, there goes my financial success” lol

    Ngl thought, it does actually make you feel better (if you don’t buy into all the woowoo BS)

    I love this one guy’s “Don’t be a weiner” series on youtube, he’s super funny and actually has really solid quick tips on how to minmax shitty apartments lol

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    • marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The real history behind Feng Shui is literally just how to not be as vulnerable to assassins and stubbed toes. The ‘woowoo’ stuff was added by whites in the US in the 1970s (like Yoga, meditation, and all other nonsense.

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      • Seleni@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I dunno, in Japan at least there was a lot of woowoo as far back as 1000 years ago. The gardening version of Feng Shui that Japan adopted has fun stuff in it like ‘don’t put a rock in upside down, or it will curse you for seven generations’.

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      • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Are you suggesting meditation is ‘woowoo’?

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      • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Are you suggesting that Yoga is “woowoo?”

        It’s a fucking excellent physical workout & emotionally therapeutic when you find the right teachers. And there are plenty of excellent teachers.

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    • AdaleiM@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      ooh I see this guy on rednote all the time, fun to watch.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The corner of the breakfast table ruined my grades.

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  • CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You got to stop blaming yourself. Blame yourself once and move on.

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    • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Whoa

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  • LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Listen, I’ve been waiting for that tree branch to come crashing through my window and end it all, but it just won’t happen

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I just blame everyone (including myself).

    But especially the medical profession, for intentionaly dropping the ball, to follow whatever sick fuck wanted to run an eugenics program here.

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Is this a vice president kinda thing?

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