It's tax season and my parents don't really feel lime paying this... Alright Lemmy, what should they do? 👀

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• thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They should ask ChatGPT for tips on tax fraud.

  “You’re really taking initiative here! Let’s consider how to invest those funds instead into vans full of fertilizer and punch up a manifesto!”

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Uhh just draw a minus in front of the number with a sharpie.

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    nonono that doesn’t work, idiot!

    you have to use inspect element! 🤓

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    • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      But that’s… hacking!

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• Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  According to NZXT’s advertising partners, all your parents need to do is to win a Fortnite tournament, then they can afford it, easy.

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• bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They should increase their withholding by about $150/month.

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They’d be happier if I stole 6 dollars from their bank every day and gave them a $2000 Red Envelope on Lunar News Years lmfao.

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Unfortunately it’s too late to create a small business during the fiscal year and report meals, “supplies”, and standard mileage deduction (for traveling between work locations *wink wink*), and the cost of hiring a tax specialist (perhaps somebody very very close to them *wink wink*) which would have been a foolproof plan because the IRS won’t audit anybody unless they: 1) can make more back than they spend on the audit and 2) have enough staff with which to perform the audit.

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• BlindFrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Feet pics

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• Hope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Are they able to itemize and take a larger deduction due to the increase in SALT limits? And all of the information entered is correct, and the amount owed matched what, e.g. a calculator like Smart Asset says?

  Err, I mean, have they tried claiming that you are 7 people, your sister is a clergymen, and your brother was wounded in Vietnam?

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pay it in pennies

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Have they considered flying to Virginia, finding the IRS HQ, robbing 1,870 different IRS agents of $1 each, and then paying the fine?

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    flying

    IN THIS ECONOMY?

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    Roadtrip it is!

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    (Or they can be very frugal and walk there in 3 days… but that’s after April 15 and then the Taxman is big mad…

    Biking maybe? xD)

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Can I interest you in a goat car?

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Amtrak actually looks pretty reasonable

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