The next time you’re applying for a job, post a fake job ad so that people give you their resumes. Then, you can edit one and apply for the job you want.
But idk tho
but idk tho
Submitted 11 months ago by realitista@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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balderdash9@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I did do something like that once. I made up a position that was kinda close to what I was looking for and see how other people were applying and structuring their resumes.
Yes it worked, no I would not do it again.
Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
!unethicallifeprotips@lemmy.world
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you are dating someone and you really feel like this relationship has potential then you should think back to the worst thing you’ve ever did. Do it again and see how they react. If they can’t handle you at your worst then they don’t deserve you at your best.
But Idk tho.
Kase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Instructions unclear, now I’m wanted for murder (again, ugh). But idk tho
STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you ever find yourself under arrest for murder the best possible thing you can do is just come clean about it quickly as possible. The sooner the better. Don’t even wait for a lawyer. They’ll admire your honesty and be lenient.
But idk though
littlewonder@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
i can’t do it again, there’s only one tower left :(
257m@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Im sure we can rebuild it for you.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 11 months ago
the professional version of this is 'theoretically'. you can tack it on to the end of almost anything and it immediately makes whatever you said non-committal.
Enigma@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Theoretically, you could also tack it on at the beginning.
Or you could also, theoretically, tack it on in the middle of a sentence.
0ops@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Well only if “theoretically” is followed by a statement compatible with supported theory. Too many people confuse theory with hypothesis
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Didn’t they just arrest some 4chan Nazi for doing that?
Snowpix@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Don’t quote me on that.
CatZoomies@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Not financial advice.”
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
If you are Canadian, also state that you are sorry at the end of every statement … sorry.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Good advice, but I don’t know.
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 11 months ago
its good advice, theoretically.
VinnieFarsheds@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Theoretically yes but idk tho
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
DON’T DO THIS:
- Soften chocolate ice cream and chill the glass. Take the ice cream out of the freezer for 10 to 15 minutes before use. At the same time, place your glass in the freezer. This will keep the shake cold when you serve it
-Measure the ingredients. 1 cup ice cream to 1/4 cup milk is a great ratio.
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Blend the shake. In a blender, combine the milk and ice cream and blend until smooth. Add any your mix-ins and blend them in to your desired consistency.
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Measure out the special secret ingredient - the 32.7 days, fermented cum sauce. Remember to consume 250 grams of pineapples prior to producing 100ml of that precious, pearly goodness.
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Remember this: No matter how yummy the cum sauce looks, DO NOT DIP YOUR DISGUSTING HANDS TO LICK IT. You never know where your hands have been touching.
-Serve. Pour the shake into the chilled glass and serve immediately.
- Remember to enjoy this with your family! Cheers! :)
But idk tho…
chickenpotpi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“dont worry bro, you should just do what i said, i think, probably maybe”
dadGPT@lemmy.world 11 months ago
also add " no offense " at the end of offensive statements to make them non offensive
metaStatic@kbin.social 11 months ago
I always append no offence to benign statements to mess with people.
No offence.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I like what you’ve done with your hair, no offence.
Kase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No offense, but this is a pretty funny idea. I’m no expert tho
floofloof@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
And prefix racism with “I’m not racist but…”
bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I’m not racist but no offense
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever read.
No offense.
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I do not respect you an would not care or even notice if you disappeared tomorrow and no one ever found you because you had been kidnapped and murdered in the worst way imaginable.
No offense.
rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 11 months ago
No hate, but fuck you
sigh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
but idk tho