H2O

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• s@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Water is the universal solvent, not the universal solution

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• krisevol@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Need power? Boil it.

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Literally my job. Boil water and spin magnets.

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    • jeffep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That tells us exactly nothing about your job.

      Nurse? Cook? Physics professor?

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Tired of a person? Drown them.

  But that one guy we’re all tired of keeps declining my invitations to go boating or swimming with him. What do?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pool party.

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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hm… That might actually work, as long as I tell him that underage girls will be there.

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My favorite use for water is those 3 times I went to a bondage club in Japanese occupied Uruguay in 1983 and they tied my boner up and used a water flosser as a sounding rod on me for 4 hours and 12 minutes.

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They did it for exactly 4 hours and 12 minutes each of the 3 times you went there?

    Or is 4 hours and 12 minutes the cumulative time added up over all 3 sessions?

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Exactly 4h12m each time. I bein5g timers everywhere I go on account of my neurology.

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• molten@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But what do I do with the body?

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  • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is there deep body of water nearby? Tie weights or put rocks in their pockets. Leave the fish to clean up the evidence

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• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  dhmo.org/facts.html#USES

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