You probably want to see this too, doncha, ya freaks?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Skill issue. Just keep stretching until the can easily slides in and out.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wow. A few weeks ago when you said you were up for anal, you weren’t kidding!

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    OP is very much a symptom of the weak anus. If you stretch it out properly it works. If you don’t stretch it at all, the can just crushes between the cheeks.

    OP is more inline with the latter. Skill issue.

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Skill issue. If it gets stuck, your sphincter should already be strong enough to crush a Pringles can to allow extraction!

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• arctanthrope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  would it be too generous to posit that this may not be what most others seem to be thinking, but instead a “it is imperative that the cylinder remain unharmed” situation

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  • GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m thinking it’s the cylinder

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• ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The only good thing I can say about this format is that I stop reading after the first line and just hear in my head my body is a cage that keeps me from dancing with the one I love

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I do that too. Millenials unite.

    Sidebar: suburbs might be a perfect album (I know that song isn’t on it) in the sense that there’s not a bad song on it

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  How to unstuck hands from Pringles can

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• BC_viper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pickle jar, or bust.

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  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Sometimes the jar does bust.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh I was thinking one of those one gallon ceramic pickle jars.

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