And here I thought this was science_memes, not bad_engineer_poetry.
Structural Engineers
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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MoffKalast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 months ago
Therapist I know once told me that she always tries to tailor her advice into a form her patient is familiar with.
With a fanboy she’ll talk about Star Trek shields and Superman kryptonite.
With a musician she’ll talk about harmony and tempo.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Great communication but I’d be curious to hear about the times it didn’t work or even backfired.
I think therapists would have some great standup material. Their drinking sessions would be fantastic
paranoia@feddit.dk 2 months ago
If a member fails it is in fact because it is too weak
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Too weak” for the specific load applied to it, i.e not supported enough by its community of members
paranoia@feddit.dk 2 months ago
There is the possibility of misconfiguration, but ultimately, a member can be too weak even if the configuration is correct.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
This sounds like something Uncle Iroh would say.
lime@feddit.nu 2 months ago
thanks rocz
Alberat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i put a sign in my kitchen that says: never put sheer weight on non-reinforced concrete
huquad@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Anyone can build a bridge that stands, but only an engineer can build one that just barely stands.
Similar concept with therapists
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Reminds of Kipling’s Hymn of Breaking Strain
brianpeiris@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
This is AI generated, isn’t it?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
This is dumb
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What am I supposed to understand from “forces never dissapear they only travel” ?
AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Most structural engineers are a lot less uplifting than this.
Source: I’m a structural engineer.
5715@feddit.org 2 months ago
Are you saying structural engineers struggle to uphold mental structural integrity?
AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, but a lot of us are more prone to just doing everything ourselves rather than communicating and working together in a big team.
High yield stress!
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Is life really just small beams, resting on bigger beams, resting on columns? Is that all there is every time?
AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Often we achieve very uplifting things with a huge amount of diligent hard work and planning.
It’s rarely uplifting in the arty/poetic/slightly “wishy washy” sense of the OP though.
If you want a specific example, my last project was a big concrete box bridge (6000t), it was built off to the side of the railway and pushed into position using enormous strand jacks. This allowed the railway to remain open apart from ~10 days over Christmas. It took 3 years to do all the design and construction including the temporary works design (construction methodology); all the planning paid off because it was installed successfully, within tolerance and on programme.
The bridge will last at least 120 years and will allow more rail freight instead of road transportation, which has environmental and social benefits.
We designed the bridge so that you could install overhead electrification in future if the rest of the network was upgraded (so you could use electric rather than diesel powered vehicles).
Basically, you achieve impressive things by doing a lot of hard technical work. It’s a bit of a different mindset to writing poems about beams sharing loads.