SOLIPSISM SATURDAY!

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• silasmariner@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No u

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    oh fuck. The undefeatable logic.

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• mtpender@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• RegularJoe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If none of us exist, how are you getting upvotes?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve got the kind of solipsism where you are me

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    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All information is perceived via electrical signals to the brain, but they can be halucinations, nothing can be confirmed real except the self.

      In the darkness I saw that I was alone and all that was, and so I said “let their be light”.

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  • Breezy@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A handful of alt accounts of course, and me: beep boop, hello fellow human

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      wait i don’t remember being you. OH FUCK

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Even worse, you’re making us exist against our will.

  Fuck you.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuck me yourself coward

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You would have to fuck you yourself to make me fuck you myself.

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  … why did I post this …

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i dunno dude i was pretty high

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      … I think I need to lay off the stuff for a bit, sheesh.

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah, thanks. I was getting kind of tired of existing. Nice to take a little break.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Everyone needs a little break. Your shift is in a few hours when i fall asleep. If I fall asleep. Oh fuck I should never have signed that contract with a devil

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• DivineDev@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I read that as “It’s Slopism Saturday” and thought we’re doing AI now

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i couldn’t have been more clear earlier
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• CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think i am

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    oh no i don’t
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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      STPO

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• PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  None of whom?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “you people”

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• gnufuu@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not all solipsists are wrong

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The protestors exist though, I see you out there.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh, today everyone is me. Sorry, I’ve been an asshole lately. I’m doing my best with the orange asshole but I’m really out of control. Trying to hole my breath.

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• Bonje@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But you see, its not me Its not my family In your head, in you head, they are fighting

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• stickly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I thought a slopsism is what you get when the mohel pregames the bris

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